The things women think/say?

[srebbe64]

I was chatting with a couple of friends last night and she (the wife) started talking about parking and the challenges it gave her. It turns out that she sometimes parks her car in a free parking area which says 'parking for 2 hours, no return within 1 hour'. However, she thought she had to park the car for more than one hour and less than two. As such, she'd only park there if she anticiapted parking time was about an hour and a half.

[Eddh]

some people really do come out with some shockers dont they?

I hope she was rightfully laughed at and made to look like an idiot

[Firkin D]

srebbe64 said:

I was chatting with a couple of friends last night and she (the wife) started talking about parking and the challenges it gave her. It turns out that she sometimes parks her car in a free parking area which says 'parking for 2 hours, no return within 1 hour'. However, she thought she had to park the car for more than one hour and less than two. As such, she'd only park there if she anticiapted parking time was about an hour and a half.

And was she blonde perchance?

[Adenauer]

Firkin D said:

srebbe64 said:

I was chatting with a couple of friends last night and she (the wife) started talking about parking and the challenges it gave her. It turns out that she sometimes parks her car in a free parking area which says 'parking for 2 hours, no return within 1 hour'. However, she thought she had to park the car for more than one hour and less than two. As such, she'd only park there if she anticiapted parking time was about an hour and a half.

And was she blonde perchance?

Was?? Are you asuming that following her admission of stupidity, srebbe clubbed her to death and buried her under the patio?

Understandable mind you

[Swilly]

I take it she no longer has access to the car keys !! She had her chance !!

[Jasandjules]

How sweet...

No wait, that's not the right word. Stupid. That's the one.

[minisloth]

While watching the football the other night one of the girls in the house asked if Romania was a place in Rome.

[thewave]

srebbe64 said:

I was chatting with a couple of friends last night and she (the wife) started talking about parking and the challenges it gave her. It turns out that she sometimes parks her car in a free parking area which says 'parking for 2 hours, no return within 1 hour'. However, she thought she had to park the car for more than one hour and less than two. As such, she'd only park there if she anticiapted parking time was about an hour and a half.

You should tatoo

"please do not get off for 2 hours"

on your cock

[bigandclever]

thewave said:

srebbe64 said:

I was chatting with a couple of friends last night and she (the wife) started talking about parking and the challenges it gave her. It turns out that she sometimes parks her car in a free parking area which says 'parking for 2 hours, no return within 1 hour'. However, she thought she had to park the car for more than one hour and less than two. As such, she'd only park there if she anticiapted parking time was about an hour and a half.

You should tatoo

"please do not get off for 2 hours"

on your cock

But then you'd have 'dog tofu' written on it on the slack....

[R360]

In london the other day with the missus and a car went passed with diplomatic plates, she says, can anyone get diplomatic plates then?

[Swilly]

R360 said:

In london the other day with the missus and a car went passed with diplomatic plates, she says, can anyone get diplomatic plates then?

Your missus sounds like a real bone-head, thick as two short planks

[308mate]

It has to be done:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4 

[MK4 Slowride]

bigandclever said:

thewave said:

srebbe64 said:

I was chatting with a couple of friends last night and she (the wife) started talking about parking and the challenges it gave her. It turns out that she sometimes parks her car in a free parking area which says 'parking for 2 hours, no return within 1 hour'. However, she thought she had to park the car for more than one hour and less than two. As such, she'd only park there if she anticiapted parking time was about an hour and a half.

You should tatoo

"please do not get off for 2 hours"

on your cock

But then you'd have 'dog tofu' written on it on the slack....

[V8S]

bigandclever said:

thewave said:

srebbe64 said:

I was chatting with a couple of friends last night and she (the wife) started talking about parking and the challenges it gave her. It turns out that she sometimes parks her car in a free parking area which says 'parking for 2 hours, no return within 1 hour'. However, she thought she had to park the car for more than one hour and less than two. As such, she'd only park there if she anticiapted parking time was about an hour and a half.

You should tatoo

"please do not get off for 2 hours"

on your cock

But then you'd have 'dog tofu' written on it on the slack....

Not big but definitely clever.

[RobCrezz]

"Can we stop and get a drink, im so flabbergasted"

I just cracked up laughing. Yes she is blonde.

[Firkin D]

308mate said:

It has to be done:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4 

[V8S]

Things women say:

"Maybe tomorrow" = no and it'll be no tomorrow as well

"We'll see" = no

"Wait and see" = you'll be grateful for what you're given, if it's not a no then"

"I'll see how I'm feeling" = no

"I'm hurt" = I won't apologise, but I'll make sure you do

"I'm going start my diet next week" = pizza and crisps for a week, light snacks next week then back to pizza and crisps because I stubbed my toe and it's a comfort

"I'll make it up to you" = see 'wait and see'

[308mate]

V8S said:

"I'm going start my diet next week" = pizza and crisps for a week, light snacks next week then back to pizza and crisps because I stubbed my toe and it's a comfort

I know it well.

[V8S]

"I thought we were having a conversation" = all relevant topics have been covered in depth, but I'm going to sit here and drag this out until you say something and put your foot in it so that I can get an apology

"I don't like shopping" = I love shopping but I'm skint, so we'll only spend 5 hours looking around

[srebbe64]

thewave said:

srebbe64 said:

I was chatting with a couple of friends last night and she (the wife) started talking about parking and the challenges it gave her. It turns out that she sometimes parks her car in a free parking area which says 'parking for 2 hours, no return within 1 hour'. However, she thought she had to park the car for more than one hour and less than two. As such, she'd only park there if she anticiapted parking time was about an hour and a half.

You should tatoo

"please do not get off for 2 hours"

on your cock

Actually it wasn't my wife - it was the wife of the couple I was chatting with. Not clear in my post I must admit. As such, your idea is WAY off the mark!