F***ing pikeys

[basil brush]

When our staff turned up at the office this morning they were greeted by the sight of a pikey caravan park in our private car park right in front of the main entrance. The police didn't want to know at all, even though it was actually a struggle to get to our door - one of the caravans is literally a foot away from the door.

The end result is that they have been served with notice to leave but must be given 48 hours to do this. We've had to hire extra security to come and cover the premises over the weekend to ensure nothing happens.

What is wrong with this country? Unbelievable.

[Buffalo]

Go and nick one of their dogs, that'll learn them!

[_Al_]

You know, there are certain common household products, that when left lying around tend to set on fire all by themselves...

[judas]

Gallon of unleaded and a box of Swan Vestas should do the trick

(Covering my arse from a legal standpoint: that was a joke, ok? )

[N17 TVR]

D'ya loike daags ?

[Fatboy]

_Al_ said:

You know, there are certain common household products, that when left lying around tend to set on fire all by themselves...

The words linseed oil and cotton wool spring to mind for some unknown reason officer

[_Al_]

Fatboy said:

_Al_ said: You know, there are certain common household products, that when left lying around tend to set on fire all by themselves... The words linseed oil and cotton wool spring to mind for some unknown reason officer

Do they? I had no idea. I saw that on 'My Family' last night...

[Neil_H]

I assume you have one of those signs in your car park that says 'cars left at owners risk etc'? Go and hire a lorry and reverse into the caravan as fast as possible, then drive off before they know what's happened. My guess is the caravan will come off worse than the lorry Fking pikey scum.

[mattl]

Get your own back and rob the lot of em!!

or try and sell them their own pikey wagons back after you have clamped them!!

Edited to say with a towbar and steal their homes!!

>> Edited by mattl on Friday 29th August 17:23

[AllTorque]

"Helloooooo Daaave. Is Daaave there? Wanna buy some pegs Daaaave?"

[lotuslad]

I fcuckin' hate pikeys.

Is one of the caravans periwinkle blue?

[peterpeter]

I reckon we should send one pikey abroad for every asylum seeker we take. See how easy they find it setting up camp on some Somalian Warlords back garden.

Bastards.

[TUS 373]

Sell them some 'lucky heather. If they don't buy any, then put a curse on them - and then torch them.

Also absolving myself of responsibilty, I have nos eroius suggestions to make at all on Fridays/

[Mon Ami Mate]

peterpeter said:

I reckon we should send one pikey abroad for every asylum seeker we take. See how easy they find it setting up camp on some Somalian Warlords back garden. Bastards.

Not very liberal of you. How come you are so keen to support imported ethnic minorities and so scathing about domestically generated ones?

[mike s]

Pikeys make Britain what it is today, without Pikeys who would buy/nick caravans?. Without Pikeys we wouldn't have David Essex!. So they don't pay Tax or pay for anything because they steal it, they are the backbone of Britain.

Mike

[Scoobyzoom]

thought transits were the backbone...

[peterpeter]

Im not keen to import asylum seekers.
Im a little tired of the country scapegoating them for all our problems, when we have so many others. (like gippos, who are far, far, far worse.)

In the village I live in its only ex- asylum seekers and economic migrants, who will do the jobs (like veg-picking and 24 hr shopkeeping) no one else will do. I am grateful for that.
Gippos however just go from place to place, creating a mess and not paying tax ( and doing over 75 % of local burglaries according to a police friedn of mine)
Thats why.

[deltaf]

peterpeter said:

Im not keen to import asylum seekers. Im a little tired of the country scapegoating them for all our problems, when we have so many others. (like gippos, who are far, far, far worse.) In the village I live in its only ex- asylum seekers and economic migrants, who will do the jobs (like veg-picking and 24 hr shopkeeping) no one else will do. I am grateful for that. Gippos however just go from place to place, creating a mess and not paying tax ( and doing over 75 % of local burglaries according to a police friedn of mine) Thats why.

Live and let live Peter..

[Mon Ami Mate]

peterpeter said:

Im not keen to import asylum seekers. Im a little tired of the country scapegoating them for all our problems, when we have so many others. (like gippos, who are far, far, far worse.) In the village I live in its only ex- asylum seekers and economic migrants, who will do the jobs (like veg-picking and 24 hr shopkeeping) no one else will do. I am grateful for that. Gippos however just go from place to place, creating a mess and not paying tax ( and doing over 75 % of local burglaries according to a police friedn of mine) Thats why.

So you believe that all asylum seekers are hard-working salt-of-the-earth paragons of virtue and all travellers are dirty tax paying criminals, simply through personal experience?

[james_j]

Isn't it strange that the police won't touch them?

But anyone who is "legit"...blown bulb...31 in a 30 (well in North Wales anyway)...inland revenue...customs & excise etc etc everyone's on your case and wants to take money off you...but pikeys are untouchable. Mmmmmm, makes you feel good doesn't it?