Best films/tv quotes that you actually use...
Best films/tv quotes that you actually use...
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jollygreen

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Thursday 31st July 2008
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I guess this follows on from the best phrases thread.

My personal favourites that I trot out occasionally are:

"What'choo talkin' bout Willis?"
"st Negro, that's all you had to say!"
"I'm up to my cha-cha's in busy work"
"Easy, nobody likes a cranky punching bag"


So spot the scrubs fan from the last 2... laugh






Edited by jollygreen on Friday 8th August 21:11

randomman

2,215 posts

218 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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"I'll be back"

Complete with rubbish Austrian accent!

Sixpackpert

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243 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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"Quit yo jibber jabba"

and

"Shutup fool!"

ceebmoj

1,899 posts

290 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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"Is that a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you" ;-)

Blake

paulmurr

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241 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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"Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast"

mouseymousey

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266 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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Isn't using film quotes in real life a bit sad?

jollygreen

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Thursday 31st July 2008
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paulmurr said:
"Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast"
laugh

Classic Red Dwarf

ceebmoj

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290 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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jollygreen said:
paulmurr said:
"Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast"
laugh

Classic Red Dwarf
is it not ?

"Smoke me a kipper, skipper, I'll be back for breakfast."

215cu

2,956 posts

239 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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ceebmoj said:
jollygreen said:
paulmurr said:
"Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast"
laugh

Classic Red Dwarf
is it not ?

"Smoke me a kipper, skipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
Too slow Chicken Merengo...

Smeg off Smeghead

and my all time favourite...

It lasted all of ten minutes and that included time to order and eat the pizza.

Olf

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247 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a fox.

Olf

11,978 posts

247 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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mouseymousey said:
Isn't using film quotes in real life a bit sad?
randomman said:
"I'll be back"

Complete with rubbish Austrian accent!

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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mouseymousey said:
Isn't using film quotes in real life a bit sad?
Tis a little, well, this bloke:


Hyperion

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229 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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(From Snatch) Often used to annoy my Wife when she drives.
>Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
>>It's too tight.
>Too tight? You could land a jumbo fking jet in that.

and...
>I didn't see it there.
>>It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of fking peanuts, is it?
>It was a funny angle.
>>It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

So many funny quotes from that film!



jollygreen

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Thursday 31st July 2008
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Hyperion said:
(From Snatch) Often used to annoy my Wife when she drives.
>Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
>>It's too tight.
>Too tight? You could land a jumbo fking jet in that.

and...
>I didn't see it there.
>>It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of fking peanuts, is it?
>It was a funny angle.
>>It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

So many funny quotes from that film!
:YES:

Same with Lock Stock.

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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Jesus Titty fking Christ

OllieC

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243 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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"what we got heeeeere is, failllure to communicate... " in a comedy american accent, for when i am struggling to get a rudimentary point across to someone.

from 'cool hand luke' of course smile

Edited by OllieC on Thursday 31st July 10:26

jollygreen

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231 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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I'm just waiting for the day I can say "Dude, you peed on my rug".

this is not an invitation for ph'ers to come round to my house...

smutbag

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219 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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Olf said:
I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a fox.
lol..good one.

Stupid Boy - Dads Army..classic.


Lurking Lawyer

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254 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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OK, who's going to trot out THAT one from Aliens and get the thread auto-locked....?wink

Marf

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270 months

Thursday 31st July 2008
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nuke...