Dumped by email!!

[Skyrat]

Some time ago I came in on a Monday morning to the following email:

Hi,
Thought i had better get in touch and let you know that the reason i have not been emailing is that i have been thinking about things since before christmas and i dont want us to have anymore contact. I have given this some thought and feel that its not going anywhere and causes me more stress than anything else. I hope you resepect this and do not contact me in any other way. I know you will be upset with this but its best if you just try and get on with your life.

T.

What's funny about it is, I have no idea who this person is She meant to email another bloke by the same name in the organisation (a large national organisation) and got the email ad slightly mixed up. D'oh! I kept it cos I found it pretty funny. In the end I just emailed her back and told her she had the wrong guy, but I was very tempted to run with it.

As it's Friday, for a laugh, how might you have responded?

Edited by Skyrat on Friday 1st August 09:53

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What are you wearing?

[deviant]

I would have responded by posting her email in the correct part of PH :P

Do you know what she looks like?

[balls-out]

how about 'Your mother/daughter/father* was better in bed than you anyway'

• select which option you prefer

[Skyrat]

deviant said:

I would have responded by posting her email in the correct part of PH :P

Do you know what she looks like?

OK, Pie and Piston? Sorry, relative n00b. Where does it tell the noobs what the difference is between GG and P&P?

No, no idea. Like I said, it's a big organisation.

Edited by Skyrat on Friday 1st August 10:04

[Motown Junk]

Should've said you're gonna jump off the roof and see it she runs out...

[randomman]

GG is car related, P&P is everything else

And I'm sure the bored-on-a-friday massiv will be along in a bit to give you countless responses

[Neil_H]

You should have said you've been thinking the same too, and things haven't been the same since you slept with her mother.

[Fidgits]

should have replied with:

"which one were you again?"

[Dakkon]

Or 'Actually I meant to contact you too, I have just found out I have Herpies'

[JonRB]

Neil_H said:

You should have said you've been thinking the same too, and things haven't been the same since you slept with her mother.

[NobleLord]

"How about one final one up the Oxo tower... just for old time's sake"

NL

[Plotloss]

Forward the email to the correct person, copy her in on the response with the attached note.

'Mate, I hope you got a receipt for that engagement ring'

[missliv]

How about something like "That's ok - I was thinking much the same but it has more to do with the slackness of your gash than the fact that we weren't going anywhere. I'm sorry, you were good for a poke but you just don't do it for me much more than that. By the way, I've just been diagnosed with syphillis so you might want to go get yourself checked out. Goodbye, and cheers for swallowing. x"

[tonyvid]

randomman said:

GG is car related, P&P is everything else

It's easy to forget(or never know)that this is a car forum, the P+P was started to give a place for all the non car, down the pub, chat

[PhillT]

As someone dumped by phone by the person I lived with after two and half years, I'd have told her that her bloke's better off without her if she feels that's the appropriate way to end a relationship.

Fume.

[R.E.J.S]

How about..... " i have a confession to make too, i have been to doctors this morning and he has informed me that i have got an infection on my penis and he has advised that all of my recent girlfriends seek medical attention, sorry to break the news to you like this"

[Swilly]

Skyrat said:

Some time ago I came in on a Monday morning to the following email:

Hi,
Thought i had better get in touch and let you know that the reason i have not been emailing is that i have been thinking about things since before christmas and i dont want us to have anymore contact. I have given this some thought and feel that its not going anywhere and causes me more stress than anything else. I hope you resepect this and do not contact me in any other way. I know you will be upset with this but its best if you just try and get on with your life.

T.

What's funny about it is, I have no idea who this person is She meant to email another bloke by the same name in the organisation (a large national organisation) and got the email ad slightly mixed up. D'oh! I kept it cos I found it pretty funny. In the end I just emailed her back and told her she had the wrong guy, but I was very tempted to run with it.

As it's Friday, for a laugh, how might you have responded?

Edited by Skyrat on Friday 1st August 09:53

Standard response for this kind of email is...

OK

Whilst it may appear to be simple and quite weak even, it is in truth the most devastating smart weapon in any guys arsenal of weapons.

[Skyrat]

Swilly said:

Standard response for this kind of email is...

OK

Whilst it may appear to be simple and quite weak even, it is in truth the most devastating smart weapon in any guys arsenal of weapons.

I can see why.

[NDA]

Or

"WHAT?! She's not ACTUALLY pregnant, we checked. Jeez, you're really touchy."