Where I can buy a penguin?
Where I can buy a penguin?
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4hero

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4,505 posts

242 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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We had a discussion at work this lunchtime about pingu, you know, the kids programme. Well, it got me thinking how much I like penguins. Are there any breeders in the UK that anyone knows of? I would love one as a pet. My collegue mentioned that I would have to keep it in my freezer, is this true? I would imagine that the poor thing would die being stuck in beside my steak and chips. Also, do penguins get on with Siamese cats?

I tried ebay and google but nothing is showing.

Any help would be great.

damn, noticed a typo in the title, it should read "Where can I buy a penguin?".

Edited by 4hero on Friday 1st August 23:11

V8mate

45,899 posts

220 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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They're vicious little bds you know - not as cute and cuddly as they seem on the telly!

marshalla

15,902 posts

232 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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You can't keep one if you live near an airport

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

248 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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They're always being sold by a funny looking shih tzu.

Try www.chesterzoo.co.uk .

MonkeyHanger

9,267 posts

273 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Aren't they a protected species?


69elan+2

14,199 posts

244 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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I think they are a very social animal (animal? mammal? bird? - what the hell are they classed as?) so I think you might need a couple.

SS HSV

9,646 posts

289 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Well you need to do your research, then you will need to apply for a license which will be hard to get unless you are going to be a Penguin Rescue Centre eek

The rest is easy, just go to www.penguins-are-us.com

smile

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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69elan+2 said:
I think they are a very social animal (animal? mammal? bird? - what the hell are they classed as?) so I think you might need a couple.
they live in colonies, more like 2 dozen or so

69elan+2

14,199 posts

244 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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4hero said:
Also, do penguins get on with Siamese cats?
Oh yes! They breed!


downthepub

1,429 posts

237 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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My mother-in-law knows a family whose children nicked a baby penguin from Edinburgh zoo during a "pet the animals" session and smuggled it back to their home in Aberdeen. Said penguin was apprehended by the mum whilst the children were asleep. Zoo charged £400 to send a zoo keeper in a van up to collect it. Not the cheapest day out.

360 detailing

1,036 posts

231 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Buying a midget nun might be an easier option?

Same problem though, not sure where they can be purchased from either, sorry....

sniff petrol

13,128 posts

243 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Wasn't one nicked from somewhere in Wolverhampton a couple of years ago?

69elan+2

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244 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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sniff petrol said:
Wasn't one nicked from somewhere in Wolverhampton a couple of years ago?
That could be the story I heard - similar to the one above - but a Brummie lass told me (not 100% sure if its true or an urban myth) but didnt the young lad actually get the penguin home and into the bath before it was discovered? hehe

I'd love a penguin actually - especially one that pecked people!

VxDuncan

2,850 posts

265 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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They are protected and yes you do need a lot of them. Plus a decent penguinarium ain't cheap to build or run. Shame really.

sniff petrol

13,128 posts

243 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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69elan+2 said:
sniff petrol said:
Wasn't one nicked from somewhere in Wolverhampton a couple of years ago?
That could be the story I heard - similar to the one above - but a Brummie lass told me (not 100% sure if its true or an urban myth) but didnt the young lad actually get the penguin home and into the bath before it was discovered? hehe

I'd love a penguin actually - especially one that pecked people!
I think the Police found it dumped in a park in Wolves.

Blib

48,358 posts

228 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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69elan+2 said:
I think they are a very social animal (animal? mammal? bird? - what the hell are they classed as?) so I think you might need a couple.
I think that you'll find that penguins are classified as insects.

4hero

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242 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Thanks a lot for all the comments, pistonheads is the best forum on the internet! The stuff you learn here never ceases to surprise me.

V8mate said:
They're vicious little bds you know - not as cute and cuddly as they seem on the telly!
Can you back this up? I have never seen a vicious penguin (apart from the cross siamese/penguin above)?

marshalla said:
You can't keep one if you live near an airport
That is not good news, I live 7 miles from the Edinburgh one. Do you know what the maximum distance is?

MonkeyHanger said:
Aren't they a protected species?
I'll protect it, even it means keeping it in a different room from my cat.

10 Pence Short said:
They're always being sold by a funny looking shih tzu.

Try www.chesterzoo.co.uk .
I'll take a look, thanks!

69elan+2 said:
I think they are a very social animal (animal? mammal? bird? - what the hell are they classed as?) so I think you might need a couple.
They are penguins man, I think they lay eggs though?

SS HSV said:
Well you need to do your research, then you will need to apply for a license which will be hard to get unless you are going to be a Penguin Rescue Centre eek

The rest is easy, just go to www.penguins-are-us.com

smile
I do not appreciate the link, I had my hopes up there for a second frown I'll look into the licence thing though..

69elan+2 said:
4hero said:
Also, do penguins get on with Siamese cats?
Oh yes! They breed!

hmm, I may have to keep my cat and the penguin separate then, don't like the look of that.

downthepub said:
My mother-in-law knows a family whose children nicked a baby penguin from Edinburgh zoo during a "pet the animals" session and smuggled it back to their home in Aberdeen. Said penguin was apprehended by the mum whilst the children were asleep. Zoo charged £400 to send a zoo keeper in a van up to collect it. Not the cheapest day out.
Isn't that an urban myth? I have heard 3 different versions of that story today.

360 detailing said:
Buying a midget nun might be an easier option?

Same problem though, not sure where they can be purchased from either, sorry....
Not a religious fan, but thanks anyway.

Edited by 4hero on Friday 1st August 23:47

Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

221 months

Saturday 2nd August 2008
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VxDuncan said:
They are protected and yes you do need a lot of them. Plus a decent penguinarium ain't cheap to build or run. Shame really.
Can't you just keep it in the fridge? It could crap in the salad crisper.

shadowninja

80,170 posts

313 months

Saturday 2nd August 2008
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Dangerous, highly trained bds, the lot of them.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtm8zlityYE

Edited by shadowninja on Saturday 2nd August 10:53

peterguk V6 KWK

2,622 posts

248 months

Saturday 2nd August 2008
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69elan+2 said:
I'd love a penguin actually - especially one that pecked people!
I've got a dog that bites.. You can have him if you like.