My Housemate!

[Technonotice]

Last night was unreal!

i went out to the pub with my housemate, she decided to throw beer over me in the pub so i left to go home. I was sitting in the lounge when she got back and invited me down to her room!

She proceeded to strip off completely naked and take off my shirt, she then decided to whip me on the chest calling me a "naughty boy" lol. She then passed out starkers right next to me! Ive never met a girl who is into S&M before.

Ive been LOL'ing the whole morning!!!!


ahahahaha

[Poledriver]

But did you do the deed?
( and where are the pictures!?)

[NWTony]

You don't live at home still do you?

[tegwin]

[elster]

If there are no pictures, there is no proof.

[Glassman]

Technonotice said:

Ive been masturbating the whole morning!!!!

[Technonotice]

Poledriver said:

But did you do the deed?
( and where are the pictures!?)

unfortunately no it would be really awkward if i boned her, the pictures in my mind are enough for laughter for weeks to come!

[Poledriver]

Technonotice said:

Poledriver said:

But did you do the deed?
( and where are the pictures!?)

unfortunately no it would be really awkward if i boned her, the pictures in my mind are enough for laughter for weeks to come!

But she would never have known, she was asleep!

[bob1179]

Technonotice said:

Poledriver said:

But did you do the deed?
( and where are the pictures!?)

unfortunately no it would be really awkward if i boned her, the pictures in my mind are enough for laughter for weeks to come!

Is she still asleep?

I reckon there will still be awkwardness this morning after her antics. I reckon you should have gone all the way anyway. If you are going to do something, it is worth doing properly!

Now go down there and take some damn piccies man!

Some of us are at work and need entertaining!

[Ross_]

i am sure i speak for the rest of the male populus of the forum when asking ... is she good looking ?

if the answer is yes ... and she stripped naked ... the question then has to be asked ... why didnt you give her 1 ?

have you contracted gayer ?

R

[Technonotice]

Poledriver said:

Technonotice said:

Poledriver said:

But did you do the deed?
( and where are the pictures!?)

unfortunately no it would be really awkward if i boned her, the pictures in my mind are enough for laughter for weeks to come!

But she would never have known, she was asleep!

that's just vile tbh

[Technonotice]

bob1179 said:

Technonotice said:

Poledriver said:

But did you do the deed?
( and where are the pictures!?)

unfortunately no it would be really awkward if i boned her, the pictures in my mind are enough for laughter for weeks to come!

Is she still asleep?

I reckon there will still be awkwardness this morning after her antics. I reckon you should have gone all the way anyway. If you are going to do something, it is worth doing properly!

Now go down there and take some damn piccies man!

Some of us are at work and need entertaining!

Ive already spoken to her this morning and she was a bit cagey, round two tonight though I rekon!

[lingus75]

Technonotice said:

Ive been Wank'ing the whole morning!!!!


ahahahaha

[TimDarracott]

I wonder if she'll remember what she has done?

I'm not sure what's worse, knowing what you did, or knowing you did something to embarrass yourself but not quite knowing what it was!

If she threw a pint over you on purpose, perhaps her actions where a drunken way of saying sorry?

Funny either way you look at it, hahah!

[Technonotice]

lingus75 said:

Technonotice said:

Ive been Wank'ing the whole morning!!!!


ahahahaha

maybe later

[silver.fox.2008]

Maybe the Rohypnol wore off.

[groucho]

Technonotice said:

Last night was unreal!

i went out to the pub with my housemate, she decided to throw beer over me in the pub so i left to go home. I was sitting in the lounge when she got back and invited me down to her room!

She proceeded to strip off completely naked and take off my shirt, she then decided to whip me on the chest calling me a "naughty boy" lol. She then passed out starkers right next to me! Ive never met a girl who is into S&M before.

Ive been LOL'ing the whole morning!!!!


ahahahaha

Brilliant!

[anonymous-user]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Mr_B]

Do you also write stories for adult mags too ?

[Mr Trophy]

Mr_B said:

Do you also write stories for adult mags too ?