Testicular Ultrasound scan - what's it like?
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"Protect your nuts and check 'em daily!"sleep envy said:
the gel is cold, that's the worst of it
you'll prolly get a male nurse, hope he's your type
hope it's just an infection of the epididymus as it was for me
proper pain in the bollax
I have no pain and I can't find the lump referred to. (and believe me, i checked very thoroughlyyou'll prolly get a male nurse, hope he's your type
hope it's just an infection of the epididymus as it was for me
proper pain in the bollax
Edited by sleep envy on Monday 4th August 13:51
)I had one done a few years ago when I had some pain in my balls. I had a woman do it and having her spread the cold jelly on my balls was weird, but the funniest bit was when she asked me to hold my penis up to keep it out of the way!
Luckily it was nothing, said i'd probably just been sitting on them!
Luckily it was nothing, said i'd probably just been sitting on them!
Its a doddle. Mine was a cyst.
You lay on a bed, with your pants down, she puts on gel on and scans them. Its totally painless and you can see it all on a screen.
The lady who did mine had a thick foreign accent and being slightly nervous I wasnt on great mental form. She had to task me to move Pin-ez several times before I twigged what she meant!
Good luck - it will be fine!
You lay on a bed, with your pants down, she puts on gel on and scans them. Its totally painless and you can see it all on a screen.
The lady who did mine had a thick foreign accent and being slightly nervous I wasnt on great mental form. She had to task me to move Pin-ez several times before I twigged what she meant!
Good luck - it will be fine!
hope yours turns out to be nothing serious. they wont beable to tell you anything - but the scans will be sent to your doctor.
the jelly is a bit cold.. but the scanner thing is warm... its alright... and if its something, you'll get used to showing your balls off to various docs over time, like i have had to
yours.
Wally One Ball.
the jelly is a bit cold.. but the scanner thing is warm... its alright... and if its something, you'll get used to showing your ball
yours.
Wally One Ball.
wanders off whistling The Colonel Bogey March
Edited by lord summerisle on Monday 4th August 15:24
- will let you know how it goes.lord summerisle said:
hope yours turns out to be nothing serious. they wont beable to tell you anything - but the scans will be sent to your doctor.
the jelly is a bit cold.. but the scanner thing is warm... its alright... and if its something, you'll get used to showing your balls off to various docs over time, like i have had to
yours.
Wally One Ball.
the jelly is a bit cold.. but the scanner thing is warm... its alright... and if its something, you'll get used to showing your balls off to various docs over time, like i have had to
yours.
Wally One Ball.
wanders off whistling The Colonel Bogey March
dillenger one ball
good luck bud hope its nothing
Edited by dillenger on Monday 4th August 14:41
Don't worry about getting a movement, even if the radiologist is a complete and absolute foxy topless hot thing the actual process is the most un erotic thing since Nora Batty's tights, but on the plus side completely painless in every respect. Top tip though is to have a knacker sack trim up before you got though, as it makes their job easier if the lube isn't caught up in dreadlocked pubes.
Had one a few years back, again turned out to be a cyst. You may well be in the same department where they scan the pregnant mums! I was and was the only guy there, I had to put one of those gowns on with the slit down the back, I found it funny sitting there with 3 pregnant women!
The Doc scanning me was able to give me the info straight away, no cancer, just a Cyst.
Good luck, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about!
The Doc scanning me was able to give me the info straight away, no cancer, just a Cyst.
Good luck, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about!
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