is the grass ever greener

[clarkmagpie]

well??

is the grass ever greener on the other side?

to be fair i have a pretty good life, nice job, lovely little house, a couple of nice cars and a loving wife.

im only 29 but feeling quite bogged down by daily life these days.

my wife is due back from holiday tomorrow - 10 days in france
and to be honest i havent missed her one little bit.

just got me thinking...

[mybrainhurts]

'Ere we go...

[Sixpackpert]

clarkmagpie said:

and to be honest i havent missed her one little bit.

Answered your own post chief.

[DWP]

clarkmagpie said:

well??

is the grass ever greener on the other side?

to be fair i have a pretty good life, nice job, lovely little house, a couple of nice cars and a loving wife.

im only 29 but feeling quite bogged down by daily life these days.

my wife is due back from holiday tomorrow - 10 days in france
and to be honest i havent missed her one little bit.

just got me thinking...

If your wife ever sees this post you may find out about a different life very soon.

[Xaero]

clarkmagpie said:

my wife is due back from holiday tomorrow - 10 days in france
and to be honest i havent missed her one little bit.

just got me thinking...

Sounds great, now instead of imagineing her coming home tomorrow, how about she never comes home. Still feel great?

If not then, well I dunno, don't do anything. If so, then whats the worst that could happen?

[spikeyhead]

Divorce is so expensive cos its worth it

[voyds9]

Be careful what you wish for. You may get it.

[ApexJimi]

FFS Tonk, I can't make up my mind whether you are THAT cynical or THAT predictable!

[dave_s13]

Sixpackpert said:

clarkmagpie said:

and to be honest i havent missed her one little bit.

Answered your own post chief.

10 days isn't a long time though, try a few months.

BTW in my experience, the answer was absolutely...NO.

You couldn't make up some of the stuff that happened to me this time 18months ago, I have since found out that fvcking off and having a ball doesn't stay fun for long.

Amazingly, I managed to salvage my marriage and we're better off for the little blip, well it was a bit more than a blip actually

[clarkmagpie]

i think its just the fact i have my own space for the 1st time in nearly 9 years

might just have to packer away on her holidays more often!

[clarkmagpie]

i will mention a few months off but doubt that would go down well

[MitchT]

Your wife has been away for 10 days and you haven't missed her? At all? Not one little bit?

Dude, where do you get your porn from?

[hugoagogo]

MX5

[69elan+2]

There was actually a government funded research project carried out in 1984 along both sides on the M5 between Junctions 10 - 12 to answer this very question for you.

The answer was yes,on average, the grass on the north bound carridge way actually .025% of a colourmeter greener than that of the opposite embankment.


So do it, jump, whatever it was you were planning! Its always greener on the otherside... unless you live in Stroud.

[clarkmagpie]

mx5??

[Justayellowbadge]

No.

Grow up.

[Sixpackpert]

69elan+2 said:

unless you live in Stroud.

Aaaah, my hometown.

[69elan+2]

Sixpackpert said:

69elan+2 said:

unless you live in Stroud.

Aaaah, my hometown.

And thats the side the grass is greenest! - so they say... in 1984... apparently...

[Sixpackpert]

69elan+2 said:

Sixpackpert said:

69elan+2 said:

unless you live in Stroud.

Aaaah, my hometown.

And thats the side the grass is greenest! - so they say... in 1984... apparently...

It was greenest until I smashed a golf ball into a cowpat on Minch golf course. I was not doing a drop from that!

[OllieC]

clarkmagpie said:

well??

is the grass ever greener on the other side?

to be fair i have a pretty good life, nice job, lovely little house, a couple of nice cars and a loving wife.

im only 29 but feeling quite bogged down by daily life these days.

my wife is due back from holiday tomorrow - 10 days in france
and to be honest i havent missed her one little bit.

just got me thinking...

it could be worse