Fibbometer reading :)

[condor]

Just wondered if we could have a fibbometer ....some of the tales on here are such whoppers that I thought it might be a useful addition

[ErnestM]

We had one - it broke

ErnestM

[condor]

Not surprised

[FourWheelDrift]

Strangely enough, I was only discussing this earlier with Pope Gregory the Ninth, who had invited me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the 'Saucy Sue', currently wintering in Montego Bay with the English
cricket team and the Balinese Goddess of Plenty.

We all thought it wouldn't work.

[Ballistic Banana]

FourWheelDrift said:

Strangely enough, I was only discussing this earlier with Pope Gregory the Ninth, who had invited me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the 'Saucy Sue', currently wintering in Montego Bay with the English cricket team and the Balinese Goddess of Plenty. We all thought it wouldn't work.

Good you always get to go on the 'Saucy sue' whats your trick with getting on the Popes boat.
Also how s the Goddess doing, heard she has had a nose job and a tummy tuck by Jacko's chimp.

BB

[condor]

FourWheelDrift said:

We all thought it wouldn't work.

I tend to disagree there ...but is the pope catholic?...sure you can ask him