Bloke set on fire at home!

[chris_w666]

Just had a chat with our secretary from work who has spent all night and a lot of the morning giving statements to the police.

Last night the man who lives across the street from her had petrol poured on him by someone at the doorstep of his house and was then set on fire.

Don't know many more details that are official but apparently the guy is still alive in hospital. Sounds a bit scary to me.

[randomman]

Which is why, despite petrol prices, you should ALWAYS pay before leaving the station!

(is the bloke over the road from her Gordon Brown?)

Edited by randomman on Tuesday 5th August 14:01

[captainzep]

And what does the secretary look like?

[TedMaul]

Sounds like Jehovahs Witnesses have found a new way of grabbing your attention.

[G C]

Painful.

The old "st ina burning bag" taken one step further.

Ouch.

[Justayellowbadge]

captainzep said:

And what does the secretary look like?

Hot.

[G C]

Justayellowbadge said:

captainzep said:

And what does the secretary look like?

Hot.

No, that was the guy over the road, right?

[Justayellowbadge]

G C said:

Justayellowbadge said:

captainzep said:

And what does the secretary look like?

Hot.

No, that was the guy over the road, right?

Nah, he was merely smokin'

[Apache]

Drug Gang turf war I should think, only they could afford to waste petrol like that

[sleep envy]

Justayellowbadge said:

G C said:

Justayellowbadge said:

captainzep said:

And what does the secretary look like?

Hot.

No, that was the guy over the road, right?

Nah, he was merely smokin'

his door bell chime

[V8S]

You really cannot imagine the pain that must be caused by being set on fire, can you?

How monks can do this and remain sitting is utterly baffling.

Famous picture alert...

[randomman]

V8S said:

You really cannot imagine the pain that must be caused by being set on fire, can you?

How monks can do this and remain sitting is utterly baffling.

Famous picture alert...

Guess when you've decided to kill yourself a little bit of pain can be switched off.

[HundredthIdiot]

V8S said:

You really cannot imagine the pain that must be caused by being set on fire, can you?

How monks can do this and remain sitting is utterly baffling.

Allegedly hurts less if you don't move.

[V8S]

HundredthIdiot said:

V8S said:

You really cannot imagine the pain that must be caused by being set on fire, can you?

How monks can do this and remain sitting is utterly baffling.

Allegedly hurts less if you don't move.

How did they find that out?

Person on fire: Aaaaaarrrrggghhhh
Interviewer: Excuse me, could you move your hand and tell me if it hurts more or less than before
Person on fire: Aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhh
Interviewer: [Turns to camera] That was 3 more Rs, 2 more Gs but one less H. Looks like we have a result. It hurts more to move when on fire.

[Rofly Lollers]

chris_w666 said:

Just had a chat with our secretary from work who has spent all night and a lot of the morning giving statements to the police.

Well, did she do it?

[V8S]

Rofly Lollers said:

chris_w666 said:

Just had a chat with our secretary from work who has spent all night and a lot of the morning giving statements to the police.

Well, did she do it?

I have a quiet chuckle every time I see your name, RL.

[plasticpig]

V8S said:

You really cannot imagine the pain that must be caused by being set on fire, can you?

How monks can do this and remain sitting is utterly baffling.

Famous picture alert...

Meditation/Yoga and the ability to alter ones state of consciousness without drugs.

[petermansell]

plasticpig said:

V8S said:

You really cannot imagine the pain that must be caused by being set on fire, can you?

How monks can do this and remain sitting is utterly baffling.

Famous picture alert...

Meditation/Yoga and the ability to alter ones state of consciousness without drugs.

Is that an Austin Cambridge? (He says ignoring the dying man)

[V8S]

Yes it is.

Oh and the car is still at the monastery the monk came from.

Edited by V8S on Tuesday 5th August 14:33

[Justayellowbadge]

petermansell said:

plasticpig said:

V8S said:

You really cannot imagine the pain that must be caused by being set on fire, can you?

How monks can do this and remain sitting is utterly baffling.

Famous picture alert...

Meditation/Yoga and the ability to alter ones state of consciousness without drugs.

Is that an Austin Cambridge?

I love PH.