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Sciroccology

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29,908 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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My driver's mate has just returned from two weeks in Cancun and very kindly brought these beauties back for me:



Now, I'll happily admit to knowing sweet F.A. about decent cigars - I think the pinnacle of my cigar experience has been the odd Hamlet Special (cue gasps of disbelief from the PH connoisseurs).

So, are these any good (he's wanting thirty quid off me for them) and what are the finer points of cigar etiquette? Will I need one of those mini-guillotine cutters, or will a Stanley knife suffice?

Your advice, if you please.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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I'll take them off you for £30

cloggy

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240 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Feck off sleepy, I pay £35 .

Sciroccology

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29,908 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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I'm keeping them, but I'd like to do them justice. Heck, I might even put on a tie to smoke the first one.


Just a tie, mind...

Emsman

7,395 posts

221 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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£40 no problem

Get your cutter, take off just sufficient at the 'lit'end

Light with a match so as not to taint the taste (a mate of mine recently used a petrol zippo, the ar*e)

Sit back with your comfy loafers on, perhaps a good brandy by your side.


And enjoy.


HundredthIdiot

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Sciroccology

Original Poster:

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Tuesday 5th August 2008
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HundredthIdiot said:
Looks like it.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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balls

you've made me want to go to la casa del habano now

fatboy b

9,665 posts

247 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Emsman said:
£40 no problem

Get your cutter, take off just sufficient at the 'lit'end

Light with a match so as not to taint the taste (a mate of mine recently used a petrol zippo, the ar*e)

Sit back with your comfy loafers on, perhaps a good brandy by your side.


And enjoy.
And that's enjoyable??? yuck

Gylen

10,217 posts

248 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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I wouldn't use a Stanley knife as they're a pretty good smoke. Even a cheap cutter (free from Oddbins) will do a better job on them.

My more pressing concern would be keeping them nicely humidified until you smoke them. They'll be dry very quickly without some sort of storage solution.

Suggestions:

1: A tupperware box with either

a) A product called water pillows which keep things nice and humid for up to 90 days

b) A piece of damp carrot (not tried this myself but think i was suggested by Sleep Envy or Plotloss on the other cigar thread).

2: A cheap Humidor - I got a cracker from these guys:

http://www.humidordiscount.com/

Don't let them dry out and go 'orrible though...

Sciroccology

Original Poster:

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Tuesday 5th August 2008
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fatboy b said:
Emsman said:
£40 no problem

Get your cutter, take off just sufficient at the 'lit'end

Light with a match so as not to taint the taste (a mate of mine recently used a petrol zippo, the ar*e)

Sit back with your comfy loafers on, perhaps a good brandy by your side.


And enjoy.
And that's enjoyable??? yuck
Yes.

Hactually, there's a bottle of E & J Gallo in a local imbibement emporium that I've had my eye on - and I believe they sell matches too.

Not so sure about the loafers though, are they absolutely necessary?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Gylen said:
b) A piece of damp carrot (not tried this myself but think i was suggested by Sleep Envy or Plotloss on the other cigar thread).
him not me

Sciroccology

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Cutter
Brandy
Matches
Loafers
Tupperware
Damp carrot

Blimey, it's all quite complicated, isn't it?

Emsman

7,395 posts

221 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Loafers are not essential.


If memory serves me correctly, the brandy is though??????????

And yes, most enjoyable in answer to a couple of posters.

Preferably in front of some cricket or horse racing.

Or even better, a good shoot dinner after a day on the pheasants.

Sorry to those who disagree


Sciroccology

Original Poster:

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261 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Well, I've ordered a cutter from cgarsltd.co.uk, but impatience got the better of me. Found a scalpel (of all things) and carefully cut the end off, dug a box of matches out of the back of the kitchen drawer and am now enjoying one of Cuba's finest.

Sadly, the brandy is off-limits as it's a school night.

I am now honing my smoke ring technique.

ab@

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226 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Is that a 'padded type plastic case thingy' they are in?

Think it will keep them at correct humidity for 90 days?

The Cohiba is a nice smoke as far as cigars go.


Sciroccology

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Tuesday 5th August 2008
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ab@ said:
Is that a 'padded type plastic case thingy' they are in?

Think it will keep them at correct humidity for 90 days?

The Cohiba is a nice smoke as far as cigars go.
No, it's a proper wooden box with a glass lid and a little brass clasp.

"Nice smoke"? It's bloody lovely!

james S

1,620 posts

276 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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I only scanned the article above but didn't it say the real ones only come in 10s, which would make these less than authentic!
though still possibly a quality cigar

V8mate

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220 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Sciroccology said:
Hactually, there's a bottle of E & J Gallo in a local imbibement emporium that I've had my eye on - and I believe they sell matches too.

Not so sure about the loafers though, are they absolutely necessary?
Why would you want to spoil such a magnificent cigar with such a dreadful drink?
You'd be better off with a pint of decent bitter/stout down at your local pub (garden) than a lousy wine.

Sciroccology

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Tuesday 5th August 2008
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V8mate said:
than a lousy wine.
That's lousy brandy.

Edited by Sciroccology on Tuesday 5th August 17:15