If you want to get ahead get a hat!

[funkyboogalooo]

I want to order a hat but it comes in 2 sizes 58cm or 60cm how do i measure my head to find out what sze I should order. At first I thought I was a 36c because 1 cup of my wifes bra fits on my head a treat but thats no help.
Seriously though how do I measure my head?

[Mattt]

Tape.

HTH.

[MrV]

funkyboogalooo said:

because 1 cup of my wifes bra fits on my head a treat but thats no help.

Have a that has put a smile on my face after a crap day

You measure around where the hat sits on your head if that helps at all

[Miguel38]

What hat and where from may i ask?

[blowy84]

piece of string round your head, then measure it?

[absolutely]

Go to a hatters or use a measuring tape? How about a motorcylce shop and pretend you are shopping around.

I need something cover my head because my hair has started falling out. well yesterday, due to the side effects of my radiotherapy. Bandana?

[Balmoral Green]

http://www.thehatsite.com/measuring.html

[RobFerrari]

funkyboogalooo said:

I At first I thought I was a 36c because 1 cup of my wifes bra fits on my head a treat but thats no help.

Comedy gold!


You should measure around the part of your head you want the hat to sit using a tape measure, like an old style one they have in tailors shops not one from B&Q.

Otherwise you could just nip into a hat shop and keep trying ones until they fit.

[funkyboogalooo]

Thanks men. Thought you would like the bra one!! Where it gets really confusing is that when i went to buy my wife some lingerie I asked for a size 14 bra, the women looked at me really odd when I said an old fashioned size 7 bowler hat fitted over one tit

Edited by funkyboogalooo on Wednesday 6th August 19:45

[Bushmaster]

NO WAY is a 36C the size of a head. Unless you have the head of a small child or a medium sized dog.

[Strangely Brown]

absolutely said:

I need something cover my head because my hair has started falling out. well yesterday, due to the side effects of my radiotherapy. Bandana?

If you want the bandit look I'd suggest you go the whole hog and get a huge gold sombrero.

[funkyboogalooo]

oh yeh, sorry this one
http://www.grandprix-originals.com/shop/product_in...

[funkyboogalooo]

Bushmaster said:

NO WAY is a 36C the size of a head. Unless you have the head of a small child or a medium sized dog.

No need to be personal this was a photo of me taken at my last party.

[Thudd]

My head is an F cup.

[Morningside]

Awwwww I thought you were going to 'get noticed' and plunge for a Stovepipe.

[funkyboogalooo]

Thudd said:

My head is an F cup.

is that F cup or f%*k up?

[Gylen]

Morningside said:

Awwwww I thought you were going to 'get noticed' and plunge for a Stovepipe.

I notice that the above describes itself as a 'disguise'.

Surely it is more of a 'costume' than a 'disguise'?? I mean, would people actually mistake you for a long dead historical figure of you wore it??

"yeah, was at a party last night and in walks Abe Lincoln!! I know, I thought he was dead too but apparently not"

Nah, not convinced.

[Witchfinder]

funkyboogalooo said:

At first I thought I was a 36c because 1 cup of my wifes bra fits on my head a treat...

You are one of those kids from Wierd Science, and I claim my five pounds.

[Sciroccology]

I clearly need a bigger bra, or a smaller head:

[Plotloss]

The british standard method is to use a yardstick.