Being polite in public toilets

[bilko2]

I was barely sitting down for a number two when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says:"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No.........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

[Penny-lope]

Am sure it's old, but still worth a few....

[robinhood21]

Politely embarrassed.

[mybrainhurts]

Old...?

That came out in morse code...

[The Ben]

haha cracker!!!

I thought this was a thread about something completley different!!! Was just about to say that I hate it when your in a public toilet and your having to go for a number 2, or maybe even a number 1 and someone selfishly decides to go for a number 2 when they have what sounds like disentry... If you had any intentions of eating after that, it soon goes!!!

[mybrainhurts]

you're...

[RobJShe]

...Mmmm, not sure to be honest.

[mybrainhurts]

Trust me...

[DrTre]

I like to cover up what I'm "doing" by pretending to be watching The Dambusters on a portable DVD player.

"Derrr der der der de de der der, derrr der der de de derr, Derr de der de derrr de derr, de de de de de derrr!! Bombs away Wing Commander Gibson!!!"

<Sploosh!!>
"Oh bravo, on target!"

<Sploosh!!>
"Breach in the dam wall!!"

<Sploosh!!!>
"You've sunk my battleship!!!"

"Back to Blighty!!!"

[Robatr0n]

Mark Mullen has a good story about this sort of thing!

[groucho]

You should have pretended you were a foreigner.

[audidoody]

When I know that the bomb aiming point is coming up I do a noisy cistern flush ... then do a second flush coming in on an empty tank

[DrTre]

audidoody said:

When I know that the bomb aiming point is coming up I do a noisy cistern flush ... then do a second flush coming in on an empty tank

Dodgy tactic that, surely you run the risk of a "brown bidet" or a "neptunes kiss" at best?

[m4tthew]

Robatr0n said:

Mark Mullen has a good story about this sort of thing!

Was that when he noticed the shadows on the floor of someone cracking one off in the trap next door?

[Robatr0n]

m4tthew said:

Robatr0n said:

Mark Mullen has a good story about this sort of thing!

Was that when he noticed the shadows on the floor of someone cracking one off in the trap next door?

I do remember that story but I can't remember who told it.

Mark's story involved someone shoving his 'tool' through a hole in the cubicle wall!

[TonyHetherington]

It was Bedford Rascal wasn't it?

[Pigeon]

Robatr0n said:

m4tthew said:

Robatr0n said:

Mark Mullen has a good story about this sort of thing!

Was that when he noticed the shadows on the floor of someone cracking one off in the trap next door?

I do remember that story but I can't remember who told it.

Mark's story involved someone shoving his 'tool' through a hole in the cubicle wall!

Brave chap, if someone did that to me I'd have kneed it...

[George Michael]

Oh, thank fk for that. Misread the title.

That's a relief.

Ooh, relief..There's an idea. Back later.