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V8S

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8,582 posts

268 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."

ypauly

15,137 posts

231 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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you have read too much razzle
good idea though


Edited by ypauly on Friday 8th August 12:18

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

273 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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A chav appeared from nowhere and stabbed him to death.

The end.

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

302 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
"Where the hell are you going?" shouted his wife. "We're off to IKEA."

THE END.

dan1981

18,128 posts

230 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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I was looking forward to Rods contribution.....

clonmult

10,529 posts

240 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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And then closed the door again. He couldn't bear the thoughts of going out into that world again.

Olf

11,978 posts

249 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door and her battered body fell out. Which was strange because he knew she hadn't seen Harry Ramsden for months.

Edited by Olf on Friday 8th August 12:19

Andy Zarse

10,870 posts

278 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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He opened the door of the OXO Tower.

Thread closed.

clonmult

10,529 posts

240 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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dan1981 said:
I was looking forward to Rods contribution.....
That'd be a thread in its own right.

He closed the door.

Alright me dear, get ready for some fun. Get the tub of lard ready, and don't forget the lettuce.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
turned the key, and nothing

flat battery

the end

m4tthew

9,045 posts

233 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
Then realised he was standing in his doorway naked.

With a hard on.

Edited by m4tthew on Friday 8th August 12:24

clonmult

10,529 posts

240 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
Then he woke up. It had all been a dream. Back to the daily 9-5 grind.

gazza_3

6,442 posts

239 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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clonmult said:
V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
Then he woke up. It had all been a dream. Back to the daily 9-5 grind.


Where he then turns into the M25 road warrior...

ih8thisname

2,699 posts

231 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
turned the key, and nothing.
Again and again, he tried. But still nothing. He was dreading being stuck in the wilderness of nowhere forever. Then it happened..

Donut

4,521 posts

282 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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gazza_3 said:
clonmult said:
V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
Then he woke up. It had all been a dream. Back to the daily 9-5 grind.


Where he then turns into the M25 road warrior...
Dressed in high heals and a tutu!

clonmult

10,529 posts

240 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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ih8thisname said:
sleep envy said:
V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
turned the key, and nothing.
Again and again, he tried. But still nothing. He was dreading being stuck in the wilderness of nowhere forever. Then it happened..
He knew Rammage was called that for a reason, but the reality of seeing the legendary man slowly ambling down the road towards him made his blood run cold ...

Morningside

24,147 posts

260 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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ih8thisname said:
sleep envy said:
V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
turned the key, and nothing.
Again and again, he tried. But still nothing. He was dreading being stuck in the wilderness of nowhere forever. Then it happened..
A mod closed the thread and gave us all a short telling off about wasting bandwidth.

clonmult

10,529 posts

240 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Donut said:
gazza_3 said:
clonmult said:
V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
Then he woke up. It had all been a dream. Back to the daily 9-5 grind.


Where he then turns into the M25 road warrior...
Dressed in high heals and a tutu!
Not forgetting the copious eye liner and lippy. Can't go out the door without lippy!

Taita

8,016 posts

234 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
That is the gayest thing I've read today!

JazD

284 posts

219 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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clonmult said:
Donut said:
gazza_3 said:
clonmult said:
V8S said:
Shall we write a car-based short story, sentence by sentence? I will try to keep the start fairly open to allow lots of different directions.

"The road, slick with last night's rain, had begun to dry out as the hour approached. The weak morning sun drew wispy drifts of moisture up from its surface. He opened the door."
Then he woke up. It had all been a dream. Back to the daily 9-5 grind.


Where he then turns into the M25 road warrior...
Dressed in high heals and a tutu!
Not forgetting the copious eye liner and lippy. Can't go out the door without lippy!
He was the legendary M25 road warrior but others knew him as Stan