86 Wives

[BoRED S2upid]

No not another Benefit cheating thread but some old fella in Nigeria who obviously isn't fussy, some of these are horrors, others are younger than his own children, hell for all he knows some could be his children (He has 170 of those!).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7547148.st...

[Tpfkalm]

Synchroblob, can you imagine it?

[Sciroccology]

This also means 86 Mother-In-Laws.

[mybrainhurts]

He must be knackered....

[Neil_H]

I'm fine with it as long as he and his 'wives' don't come to the UK.

[V8mate]

from article said:

He refuses to say how he makes enough money to pay for the huge cost of feeding and clothing so many people.

He's a 419er

[stackmonkey]

I reckon he's just in denial.

[Ikemi]

£457 on food per day!? He must be pimping out his wives to have that sort of cash!

[thewave]

"Every mealtime they cook three 12kg bags of rice which all adds up to $915 (£457) every day"

£12 a kilo for rice?

Even waitrose would be cheaper than that!

[grumbledoak]

Fackin 'ell! I presume she's 86th on the list!

[mybrainhurts]

thewave said:

"Every mealtime they cook three 12kg bags of rice which all adds up to $915 (£457) every day"

£12 a kilo for rice?

Even waitrose would be cheaper than that!

This is a ruse...

They eat each other...

[Flintstone]

mybrainhurts said:

This is a ruse...

They eat each other...

Self sustaining cannibalism. The cure for world hunger!

[Glassman]

grumbledoak said:

Fackin 'ell! I presume she's 86th on the list!

George Foreman AICMFP

[captainzep]

Can you imagine the sense of exasperation when all of them have a headache at the same time?

"What, all of you? Really? What are the chances?" [walks off shaking head with a copy of razzle to the latrine].

[grumbledoak]

Glassman said:

George Foreman AICMFP

And the 'looker' toward the top of the article looks like Don Warrington! Lucky bloke!

Edited by grumbledoak on Friday 8th August 14:51

[SS HSV]

Sharifat Bello Abubakar said:

As soon as I met him the headache was gone," , (Sharifat Bello Abubakar who was 25 at the time and Mr Bello Abubakar was 74).

God told me it was time to be his wife. Praise be to God I am his wife now.

although I do have a very sore pussy

There might be something in this religion thing you know

[Davey S2]

Glassman said:

grumbledoak said:

Fackin 'ell! I presume she's 86th on the list!

George Foreman AICMFP

I thought it was Gary Mason

[SkinnyBoy]

Davey S2 said:

Glassman said:

grumbledoak said:

Fackin 'ell! I presume she's 86th on the list!

George Foreman AICMFP

I thought it was Gary Mason

Nah man, Gary Wilmot more like

[BoRED S2upid]

SkinnyBoy said:

Davey S2 said:

Glassman said:

grumbledoak said:

Fackin 'ell! I presume she's 86th on the list!

George Foreman AICMFP

I thought it was Gary Mason

Nah man, Gary Wilmot more like

Is that even a woman? very dubious if it is.

Is there a line up of them all?.

[Glassman]

It's the Fijian sevens team.