Hairstyles of the rich and famous

[V8S]

Just watching the Olympic opening ceremony and they showed the Princess Royal sat in the stands. Her bizarre hairstyle hasn't changed, I think, since at least the mid 1980s when she was in It's A Royal Knockout. I even think she had it in the 70s.

What other famous people have managed to persevere with the same abysmal haircut for decades?

[jdw1234]

Peter Stringfellow

[SkinnyBoy]

Donald Trump must be the worlds worst owner of what can be described as a lifeless carbuncle of hair, to call it a hair style is to give disservice to Messrs, Toni & Guy

[G C]

Bruice Willis?

[Silverbullet767]

G C said:

Bruice Willis?

Is that his french cousin??

[TankRizzo]

Brian May

[captainzep]

Here's one. Lacks imagination in my opinion.

[V8S]

captainzep said:

Here's one. Lacks imagination in my opinion.

You are wrong, Sir. His ears are intricately woven out of a single hair on each side of his head. He uses 2ml of Pantene per year and recently appeared on the covers of both Economy Bi-Centennial and Ear Weaving Magazine.

[maxrider]

Maggie Thatcher

[captainzep]

V8S said:

You are wrong, Sir. His ears are intricately woven out of a single hair on each side of his head. He uses 2ml of Pantene per year and recently appeared on the covers of both Economy Bi-Centennial and Ear Weaving Magazine.

Yes but it doesn't change much does it?

I'd go for a cheeky Vulcan ear some days and others (e.g. during the six nations) I might go for a rugby player cauliflower ear. But no, [sighs] regulation pinnae every week.

[turbobloke]

Amy Whinearse

[V8S]

captainzep said:

V8S said:

You are wrong, Sir. His ears are intricately woven out of a single hair on each side of his head. He uses 2ml of Pantene per year and recently appeared on the covers of both Economy Bi-Centennial and Ear Weaving Magazine.

Yes but it doesn't change much does it?

I'd go for a cheeky Vulcan ear some days and others (e.g. during the six nations) I might go for a rugby player cauliflower ear. But no, [sighs] regulation pinnae every week.

Fair point. I, like you, would razz it up a bit and maybe go on the impressions circuit doing ears of different celebrities, living and dead.

He could be sponsored by Shockwaves gel to lessen the slaphead polish costs.

[G C]

Silverbullet767 said:

G C said:

Bruice Willis?

Is that his french cousin??

I knew someone would get him confused with Bruce!

No he's not french it's either Italian or German i think! When i first heard of him i thought it was a typo too!

He's always had the same bowl cut, in every sitcom / drama he's been in.

[captainzep]

V8S said:

captainzep said:

V8S said:

You are wrong, Sir. His ears are intricately woven out of a single hair on each side of his head. He uses 2ml of Pantene per year and recently appeared on the covers of both Economy Bi-Centennial and Ear Weaving Magazine.

Yes but it doesn't change much does it?

I'd go for a cheeky Vulcan ear some days and others (e.g. during the six nations) I might go for a rugby player cauliflower ear. But no, [sighs] regulation pinnae every week.

Fair point. I, like you, would razz it up a bit and maybe go on the impressions circuit doing ears of different celebrities, living and dead.

He could be sponsored by Shockwaves gel to lessen the slaphead polish costs.

Thats right.

The possibilities are endless. I mean, he could grow an additional ear on one side of the head. Then go to a pub/club and then introduce himself to a laydee by saying 'Hi, you know, I'm super grrreat listener' and cock his head to one side displaying two ears. Said laydee would be breathless with excitement. Probably.

[Sciroccology]

turbobloke said:

Amy Whinearse

What station does Amy Winehouse get off at?

High Barnet.

[V8S]

captainzep said:

V8S said:

captainzep said:

V8S said:

You are wrong, Sir. His ears are intricately woven out of a single hair on each side of his head. He uses 2ml of Pantene per year and recently appeared on the covers of both Economy Bi-Centennial and Ear Weaving Magazine.

Yes but it doesn't change much does it?

I'd go for a cheeky Vulcan ear some days and others (e.g. during the six nations) I might go for a rugby player cauliflower ear. But no, [sighs] regulation pinnae every week.

Fair point. I, like you, would razz it up a bit and maybe go on the impressions circuit doing ears of different celebrities, living and dead.

He could be sponsored by Shockwaves gel to lessen the slaphead polish costs.

Thats right.

The possibilities are endless. I mean, he could grow an additional ear on one side of the head. Then go to a pub/club and then introduce himself to a laydee by saying 'Hi, you know, I'm super grrreat listener' and cock his head to one side displaying two ears. Said laydee would be breathless with excitement. Probably.

Captain, you have just hit on the solution to water shortages.

A roving man with two ears would only need to stand amongst a crowd of the local women in each area with a sign around his neck saying "Open For Business" and the ground will be awash with fluid, saving crops and refilling reservoirs. Everywhere might smell like fish though.

[captainzep]

V8S said:

captainzep said:

V8S said:

captainzep said:

V8S said:

You are wrong, Sir. His ears are intricately woven out of a single hair on each side of his head. He uses 2ml of Pantene per year and recently appeared on the covers of both Economy Bi-Centennial and Ear Weaving Magazine.

Yes but it doesn't change much does it?

I'd go for a cheeky Vulcan ear some days and others (e.g. during the six nations) I might go for a rugby player cauliflower ear. But no, [sighs] regulation pinnae every week.

Fair point. I, like you, would razz it up a bit and maybe go on the impressions circuit doing ears of different celebrities, living and dead.

He could be sponsored by Shockwaves gel to lessen the slaphead polish costs.

Thats right.

The possibilities are endless. I mean, he could grow an additional ear on one side of the head. Then go to a pub/club and then introduce himself to a laydee by saying 'Hi, you know, I'm super grrreat listener' and cock his head to one side displaying two ears. Said laydee would be breathless with excitement. Probably.

Captain, you have just hit on the solution to water shortages.

A roving man with two ears would only need to stand amongst a crowd of the local women in each area with a sign around his neck saying "Open For Business" and the ground will be awash with fluid, saving crops and refilling reservoirs. Everywhere might smell like fish though.

I shall keep an eye on the Environment Agency's website with interest to see their consequent report.

'Environmental Impact Assessment No. 1244 EA/7b. Localised Froth-on Initiated Flooding and Multi-eared men.'

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arthur scargill