Absolute boiling steaming fizzing sack of ****.
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That Olympics thing was on the telly this morning with some of that swimming going on.
Constantly before, during and after the heat the BBC banged on and on, and on, and on about Michael Bloody Phelps. Like he was some kind of world saviour. They kept slipping it in that there was a British swimmer in the heat, occasionally.
After the race, where Michael Bloody Phelps came a distant second, they interviewed the British lad, who'd made it into the next round.
That fat heferlump Sue F&cking Barker then tells the lad "Well, at least you'll be able to look back in a few years and say you were in the same race as Michael (Bloody) Phelps".
The cow. The f&cking BBC. Why are we paying for these c*nts?
Constantly before, during and after the heat the BBC banged on and on, and on, and on about Michael Bloody Phelps. Like he was some kind of world saviour. They kept slipping it in that there was a British swimmer in the heat, occasionally.
After the race, where Michael Bloody Phelps came a distant second, they interviewed the British lad, who'd made it into the next round.
That fat heferlump Sue F&cking Barker then tells the lad "Well, at least you'll be able to look back in a few years and say you were in the same race as Michael (Bloody) Phelps".
The cow. The f&cking BBC. Why are we paying for these c*nts?
Landlord said:
Mr Trophy said:
Can I just add that it looks excellent in HD! 
So, err, what exactly does the extra definition "give you" with regards to watching men's swimming? Ladies, I could understand. Men's? - it's just makes me shiver a bit; in a bad way.
Landlord said:
Mr Trophy said:
Can I just add that it looks excellent in HD!
So, err, what exactly does the extra definition "give you" with regards to watching men's swimming? Ladies, I could understand. Men's? - it's just makes me shiver a bit; in a bad way.Landlord said:
Mr Trophy said:
Can I just add that it looks excellent in HD!
So, err, what exactly does the extra definition "give you" with regards to watching men's swimming? Ladies, I could understand. Men's? - it's just makes me shiver a bit; in a bad way.escargot said:
Landlord said:
Mr Trophy said:
Can I just add that it looks excellent in HD!
So, err, what exactly does the extra definition "give you" with regards to watching men's swimming? Ladies, I could understand. Men's? - it's just makes me shiver a bit; in a bad way.
Just as I thought........Vesuvius 996 said:
Yeah, but SHARON DAVIES.......
I'm ready for bed now Mummy.
Watched her on Friday, sadly head and shoulders shots only. I couldn't help wondering how many cc's of botox was freezing her forehead though. I'm ready for bed now Mummy.
Thinking about it, she does look like a plastic porn star in the picture above though
Just reading this thread with TV on in the background -all I can hear is "Michael Phelps this Michael Phelps that"10 Pence Short said:
After the race, where Michael Bloody Phelps came a distant second, they interviewed the British lad, who'd made it into the next round.
That fat heferlump Sue F&cking Barker then tells the lad "Well, at least you'll be able to look back in a few years and say you were in the same race as Michael (Bloody) Phelps".
Er... Maybe because it was a heat and it didnt matter who won, its just on time. In the final Phelps will win with one hand tied between his back if he wanted. That fat heferlump Sue F&cking Barker then tells the lad "Well, at least you'll be able to look back in a few years and say you were in the same race as Michael (Bloody) Phelps".
The reason everyone is going on about him is because he's probably the greatest modern Olympian (6 medals last time, prob 7 this time), because he's the best in the world at what he does, by some distance and without question. Probably in sporting terms actually worth going on about.
As always, if you don't like, don't watch!
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