Holiday Blues

[Harry Flashman]

On holiday, with Blackberry (so ignore spelling mistakes).

Lady F being a royal pain in the arse. Is it wrong to completely fancy our delicious waitress/receptionist at the hotel, though?

Thought not, the cheeky bint.

[spikeyhead]

Harry Flashman said:

On holiday, with Blackberry (so ignore spelling mistakes).

Lady F being a royal pain in the arse. Is it wrong to completely fancy our delicious waitress/receptionist at the hotel, though?

Thought not, the cheeky bint.

You really should be trying for a threesome.

[Mattygooner]

oooohhhhh does she have a sexy foreign voice?

Can i take your ruuuuksac?

[Neil_H]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[Justayellowbadge]

Oh bugger, my predictometer has just exploded.

[ewenm]

popcorn please!

[Grey Ghost]

I suggest sending the current Lady F to the local spa for some treatments and then utilising the free time to research the possibilities with said hotel employee. If they look good perhaps Lady F would enjoy a second visit to the spa.....thus allowing your research to move to the practical stage.

HTH

[tonyvid]

[schmalex]

Absolutely nothing wrong with that whatsoever.

When Mrs K & I got married, virtually all the photos I took on our honeymoon had a lovely swimming instructor in a bikini in the background.

[escargot]

Don't let the lass anywhere near your blackberry chap.

[minimax]

did lady F ever find out about your ex staying over the other week?

[Fidgits]

Harry... Harry... Harry...

[Harry Flashman]

Threesome only works if none of the protagonists appears to hate you! Or perhaps...

[captainzep]

spikeyhead said:

Harry Flashman said:

On holiday, with Blackberry (so ignore spelling mistakes).

Lady F being a royal pain in the arse. Is it wrong to completely fancy our delicious waitress/receptionist at the hotel, though?

Thought not, the cheeky bint.

You really should be trying for a threesome.

I concur.

In the art film 'Pornochic 10' (Marc Dorcel) a couple in a hotel achieve this by ordering room service, welcoming waitress into room, whereupon the girlfriend begins to fellate the gentleman. Frolics ensue.

I simply can't see how this would not be a transferable scenario.

I mean, what could go wrong?

[Harry Flashman]

Zep, you raving queen, I'm not crossing swords with another man in this lifeime.

But thanks for the offer. Filed under "never".

[Harry Flashman]

It's either post, or find Lady F and talk to her.

And by "talk to", I mean "sell to a local human trafficker".

[tonyvid]

Harry Flashman said:

It's either post, or find Lady F and talk to her.

And by "talk to", I mean "sell to a local human trafficker".

Timmy will give you a tenner...

[captainzep]

Harry Flashman said:

Zep, you raving queen, I'm not crossing swords with another man in this lifeime.

But thanks for the offer. Filed under "never".

Que?

2 lovely ladies.

1 bloke.

Ensuing frolics.

Its as straight as Haynes manual reading on the toilet.

[Meeja]

Mattygooner said:

oooohhhhh does she have a sexy foreign voice?

Can i take your ruuuuksac?