Hen Night Dares Please....

[L4URA]

I need your help guys. I'm going on a hen night in a couple of weeks and I have been asked to think up some dares.

There is the usual old, get a mans boxers, or kiss a stranger, aquire a condom but has anyone got some good ideas (that we won't get arrested for!)?

Thanks in advance!

[Chainguy]

Potentially two IBTL in one day?

[Geronimo]

I think you know exactly what this thread will degenerate into when you pressed submit.

[Davi]

L4URA said:

I need your help guys. I'm going on a hen night in a couple of weeks and I have been asked to think up some dares.

There is the usual old, get a mans boxers, or kiss a stranger, aquire a condom but has anyone got some good ideas (that we won't get arrested for!)?

Thanks in advance!

combine what you have - acquire a condom from a man's boxers by kissing him "strangely".

[lunarscope]

How about turning up at Rod Rammage's house with a bottle of vodka and a well-hung donkey ?

[schuey]

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[MK4 Slowride]

Chainguy said:

Potentially two IBTL in one day?

Your being spoilt today!


A good dare is to flash some geeky chubster who's never seen a real pair of boobs that close before.

Get the DJ to make an announcement that the car, registration number NE14 ABJ is about to be towed can the owner please get on it.

[odyssey2200]

Just let me know where you are going!

[Fidgits]

Geronimo said:

I think you know exactly what this thread will degenerate into when you pressed submit.

For what its worth... the best dare I can think of is for you all to act like actual 'ladies' for once, rather than a group of undersexed Jodie Marsh's that have had a few too many WKD's..

[bob1179]

I have no idea to be honest, but I'm going to sit back and enjoy this thread.

What about some sort of 'rusty bucket' competition between any red haired ladies present?

I don't know how this would work.

I just like red heads.

[zelbo]

Get cards marked 1 - 10 , then get photos of the lass standing with some lad, giving him a score out of 10.

Obviously choosing the guy who thinks he is the dogs, dressed in Gucci loafers or somethign equally awfull and give him a 1, happend to a mate of mine the other week, oh how we laughed

[Chainguy]

Favourite ones up here are seeing what guys will strip off to their boxers and let you give them a massage - you can guess the rest.

Also, drinking competition with the guys - and it's quite shocking what cam be snuck into a baileys mix (tit milk usually) or a bloody mary (lets just guess!) for the poor unsuspecting blokes to drink.

[Plotloss]

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Or do it on the cheap.

Spike the bride with rohypnol, when she's under, punch her in the face and smear mayo over her upper thighs.

[Vesuvius 996]

How about getting so drunk that you end up on your back, then cry rape next morning.

Stupid cows.

[lunarscope]

anonymous said:

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After Mr Rammage and the donkey have had their wicked way there will be nothing left worth grabbing.

[Swilly]

I dare you to use your imagination and not just be yet another boringly over-enthusiastic bunch of binge-drunk slappers on the razz handing in your self-respect at the cloak-room with your coat !!

Happy to help

...goes for stag parties too

[Vesuvius 996]

Honestly, hen nights, babyshowers, fook off with all that rubbish.

Why not just have a decent spa weekend and behave like ladies for a change.

[southendpier]

get all the older girls really drunk then get them to pretend they still 'have it' and try and snog younger fellas

That's a great game!

[Justayellowbadge]

BR and Soovy in 'once bitten, twice aquitted would be a miracle' revelations.

[Plotloss]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Honestly, hen nights, babyshowers, fook off with all that rubbish.

Why not just have a decent spa weekend and behave like ladies for a change.

and leave the proper drinking and puking in the street dressed as Batman to the big boys...