Should I shoot the cat????
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Yes, then come and shoot the one that keeps putting scratches on the my paintwork, bloody thing. Went out the other day, it's been raining a bit and car just cleaned (so paintwork very smooth), mucky paw prints and scratches in the paint where it'd obviously struggled to keep grip so put its claws out. It's a lovely cat, but not when it's on my car.
1) purchase a "super soaker"
2) Purchase Lidl cola (cheap and sugary)
3) Purchase cayenne pepper powder
4) fill supersoaker with cola and some pepper
5) place supersoaker in fridge
6) when cat is spotted on car, remove supersoaker from fridge, shake the drink and pump the 'soaker. You will now have the most evil "anti-cat" weapon devised. The best thing is it wont hurt the car and wont damage the car.
7) Let fly - soak the cat and keep it in the crosshairs untill it is off your proprerty.
8) Cat will spend the next 2 days trying to clean its matted coat. The pepper will make this very hard. It will spend the next week with a VERY sore arse and its motivation to sleep on the car will be drastically reduced.
This is the universal weapon. It works on trespassers, kids, dogs, squirrels etc etc.
2) Purchase Lidl cola (cheap and sugary)
3) Purchase cayenne pepper powder
4) fill supersoaker with cola and some pepper
5) place supersoaker in fridge
6) when cat is spotted on car, remove supersoaker from fridge, shake the drink and pump the 'soaker. You will now have the most evil "anti-cat" weapon devised. The best thing is it wont hurt the car and wont damage the car.
7) Let fly - soak the cat and keep it in the crosshairs untill it is off your proprerty.
8) Cat will spend the next 2 days trying to clean its matted coat. The pepper will make this very hard. It will spend the next week with a VERY sore arse and its motivation to sleep on the car will be drastically reduced.
This is the universal weapon. It works on trespassers, kids, dogs, squirrels etc etc.
LivinLaVidaLotus said:
Yes, then come and shoot the one that keeps putting scratches on the my paintwork, bloody thing. Went out the other day, it's been raining a bit and car just cleaned (so paintwork very smooth), mucky paw prints and scratches in the paint where it'd obviously struggled to keep grip so put its claws out. It's a lovely cat, but not when it's on my car.
Kill the one that keeps doing it to mine too, I've not seen it yet, but I've deduced that it must be a cat due to the scratches, as soon as I see it the owner will be getting a bill!
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LivinLaVidaLotus said:
Have you got that reply in a text file ready to copy and paste in to cat threads? 
People keep asking the same question, the answer stays the same. and I still enjoy giving the answer!
Just for you I will substitute the picture for one of my Rifle collection. I doubt I will be very popular.
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