makes you wonder

[sleep envy]

if you strangled a smurf, what colour would it go?

[Gylen]

I'm almost certain they'd turn white.

[sleep envy]

how are you so sure?

[Fidgits]

i think it'd turn red...



With the blood from your juggular...



Vicicous little bds those smurfs..

[m4tthew]

Purple.

Someone mentioned this the other day, cant remember if it was on here or in real life.

[sleep envy]

purple??

[scotal]

cross between red and blue... purple

eta assuming smurf's blood is red of course.

Edited by scotal on Wednesday 13th August 11:01

[Plotloss]

sleep envy said:

purple??

Assuming smurfs have red blood then I'd say purple was about right.

If they are Royal Smurfs however, I'd suggest Navy.

HTH

[sleep envy]

very helpful Al

[scotal]

Are there any royal smurfs, I mean Iknow htere's pap smurf, but is he royal? Is there a defined line of succession in smurfdom?

[sleep envy]

Plotloss said:

If they are Royal Smurfs however, I'd suggest Navy.

HTH

royal smurf?

[Plotloss]

scotal said:

Are there any royal smurfs, I mean Iknow htere's pap smurf, but is he royal? Is there a defined line of succession in smurfdom?

Pappa is a nickname.

His full name is Paps-Coxburgh, he only wears red because if he was strangled you wouldnt be able to tell without the contrast.

[sleep envy]

scotal said:

pap smurf

what I want to know is where's his Mrs and is he on benefits to be able to afford to feed and clothe all of the smurfs?

[Justayellowbadge]

Envy, is this question in fact a pathetically veiled attempt to find out what an orgasmic flush on smurfette would look like, so you know wether she's faking it or not?

Cause she is, the deceitful little minx.

[Gylen]

sleep envy said:

how are you so sure?

Woke up after a week on the bottle with a dead Smurfette on my bathroom floor. Checked Youtube and found the footage Pete Doherty had posted of me throttling said blue tart. She turned white. Makes you think.

Still, it's another 'thing' crossed of the list.

[scotal]

Justayellowbadge said:

Envy, is this question in fact a pathetically veiled attempt to find out what an orgasmic flush on smurfette would look like, so you know wether she's faking it or not?

Cause she is, the deceitful little minx.

Gylen said:

sleep envy said:

how are you so sure?

Woke up after a week on the bottle with a dead Smurfette on my bathroom floor. Checked Youtube and found the footage Pete Doherty had posted of me throttling said blue tart. She turned white. Makes you think.

Still, it's another 'thing' crossed of the list.

I'm hoping there's mone than one smurfette.....

Is smurf shagging strictly legal?

[Plotloss]

scotal said:

Is smurf shagging strictly legal?

Yes

But only in Alabama, Idaho and Kentucky.

[Justayellowbadge]

scotal said:

Is smurf shagging strictly legal?

Yes, but smurf shagging leniently isn't.

[Timmy35]

Am I the only one that used to fancy Smurfett? It was the white knickers she wore that did it I think.

[scotal]

Timmy35 said:

Am I the only one that used to fancy Smurfett? It was the white knickers she wore that did it I think.

These days she'd have arse antlers and a thong.