Bulldogs

[BoRED S2upid]

Seen as there are a few Dog related threads on here today, heres another.

I think bulldogs are great dogs however, if I got a dog I would like to take it on long walks, now whenever ive seen a bulldog they look pretty lazy, ambling along rather than a swift walk. Could one do a few miles or am I going to be dragging it along?.

Also do they chase sticks and cats?

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BoRED S2upid said:

Seen as there are a few Dog related threads on here today, heres another.

I think bulldogs are great dogs however, if I got a dog I would like to take it on long walks, now whenever ive seen a bulldog they look pretty lazy, ambling along rather than a swift walk. Could one do a few miles or am I going to be dragging it along?.

Also do they chase sticks and cats?

You can of course tune your dog in a rolling kennel. Also by shaving its fur off you increase the power to weight ratio and by adding some vindaloo paste to its meal acceleration will greatly improve, although handling on the limit may be an issue. Depending on the type of daag you are after, you may be better suited to a track-day only radical dog, such as a greyhound. These have been factory lowered, have very tight suspension and a blue-printed race engine - currently the fastest on track, the only side effect is that their in-built GPS system seems to make them go round and round when the POI entered is an artificial rabbit. As far as fuel goes, try and avoid the equivalent 95RON tins of Happy Shopper with Tripe as they will fail the emmisions tests badly.

HTH