Dont skin me alive but....

[Pikey P]

can someone just give me the jist of the 335d jokes?

i spend many hours on here but i dont get it...

anyone?

[TheCaseAce]

http://pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&amp...

[Vee]

Young lad is lucky enough to own one but pops up and diverts ANY thread towards how fast a 335d is.

made some silly claims about being faster than X or Y and is now being ridiculed, rather than being an enthusiast. Shame for him, hopefully he'll learn from it.

[Pikey P]

st, im gonna get burned alive for not searching.

cheers tho

[Alleggerita]

Pikey P said:

st, im gonna get burned alive for not searching.

cheers tho

But if you simply searched for '335d', your results page would look just like the front page as it's in every damn thread!

[ZetecPower]

dbx335d is now a household name

[Sciroccology]

Where did the "what's fastest" thread go?

[Pikey P]

i might see if i can take this even further.

This is my citroen



Its been chipped twice, its now dual core. as std it was runnning 90bhp, but i through out the bosch fuel system and turbo and its now running twin turbos. The big turbo is now so big that i have to keep it in the boot as under the 'hood its rammed.

Anyone care to add to this narative?

[SS HSV]

Yes the biodeseil is supposed to go in the fuel tank and not over the car

[eldar]

Who needs a turbo? Fold the seats flat, and pump the tyres up with helium.

[Pikey P]

SS HSV said:

Yes the biodeseil is supposed to go in the fuel tank and not over the car

no, its like a golf ball. the ripples of mud improve the airflow so it give another 20mph top end

[Baby Huey]

You recycling bin is full of empty booze bottles, I'm suprised you find time to drive.

[Pikey P]

Baby Huey said:

You recycling bin is full of empty booze bottles, I'm suprised you find time to drive.

Find the recycling bin of a house shared by a 26 and a 22 year old thats different and ill admit slight shame

p.s not gay before u lot start.

[Davi]

Pikey P said:

i might see if i can take this even further.

This is my citroen



Its been chipped twice, its now dual core. as std it was runnning 90bhp, but i through out the bosch fuel system and turbo and its now running twin turbos. The big turbo is now so big that i have to keep it in the boot as under the 'hood its rammed.

Anyone care to add to this narative?

yeah - someone can't spell st heap judging by the finger-writing on the side

[Pikey P]

Davi said:

Pikey P said:

i might see if i can take this even further.

This is my citroen



Its been chipped twice, its now dual core. as std it was runnning 90bhp, but i through out the bosch fuel system and turbo and its now running twin turbos. The big turbo is now so big that i have to keep it in the boot as under the 'hood its rammed.

Anyone care to add to this narative?

yeah - someone can't spell st heap judging by the finger-writing on the side

flatmate - fellow PHer - poor guy was thrashed in his 350z by a chipped 120d and now he is illiterate (sp)