My new hero : Frankie Boyle

[The Dude]

On the Queen's speech;

(Queen's voice) "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old my fanny is haunted..."

On Saddam Hussein's hanging;

"I was watching the hanging of Saddam Hussein on YouTube and I thought to myself....is there nothing I won't wank to?"

Diana;

"I thought it was sad that they had that pop concert for Diana. I mean, she didn't have much to do with pop music did she? They should've done something that celebrated what was really great about her life....by staging a gang-bang in a minefield....."

Environmentalism;

"Of course, anyone who is aware of the environment knows that they should be re-using their plastic carrier bags....to suffocate their children...."

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[m4tthew]

Things you wouldn't hear a Teacher say:

'you boy, are you chewing? This is the worst blow job Ive ever had'



Things you wouldn't want to hear a Doctor say:

'Im pleased to tell you, that you have the body of someone half your age...growing inside your womb'



He is a funny guy.

[Andydurham]

He is a brilliant comedian simply because he really couldn't care less about political correctness!
If you see him live in concert, he is even more unPC.

[BJG1]

Things you wouldn't hear a superhero say:

"What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow I don't think so"

[The Dude]

Andydurham said:

He is a brilliant comedian simply because he really couldn't care less about political correctness!
If you see him live in concert, he is even more unPC.

He's playing (is that the right word?) near me in October - i'll definitely be there.

[The Dude]

If "1 million percent" is the answer, what's the question?

Is it 'What increase in population will Kerry Katona be responsible for by the time her womb finally succumbs to the ravages of time and chicken drumsticks?'.....

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[GnuBee]

Funnier on Mock the Week than "live" - or at least that's what we thought after seeing him live last year.

Still got to love the absolute and complete disregard for any level of political correctness.

[m4tthew]

If 18 months is the answer, what is the question?

Stephen Hawkings best time on the London Marathon.

[TheGreatSoprendo]

Frankie Boyle is a legend and makes Mock the Week must-see TV single handedly. Sadly his Brighton gig in October is sold out...

Loved the one the other week. "Things that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party."

FB: There is a vegitarian option.... you can f*ck off!

Also, shortly after the Glasgow Airport terrorist attack he said something along the lines of "I see Al Qaeda are trying to bring religous warfare to Glasgow. Sorry, but you're 200 years too late. You haven't even got a football team yet."

[Jasandjules]

Do you have a vegetarian option?
Yes, you can feck off!

He does sometimes go a bit too rude but is still funny as he'll

[hifihigh]

I think he is my favorite comedian right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPJM2DMozpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5xcPqRVQyg

[grumbledoak]

I think that Andy Parsons is funnier, when he gets it right.

But Frankie's ability to see the line and pole-vault over it is brilliant.

[claypigeon60]

"Gymnastics is just paedophilia for cowards"

[Silverbullet767]

He's a legend, I bought the Mock the week - too hot for TV DVD, honestly, you NEED to buy this DVD.

Things you would never hear in a courtroom:

And I put it to you, your honour, that THAT child is sexy!

[emicen]

m4tthew said:

If 18 months is the answer, what is the question?

Stephen Hawkings best time on the London Marathon.

Talking about Steven Hawkings coming up with a theory that eventually the world could heat up and just become a desolate rock surrounded by hot gasses, "I'm sure I could have come up with that if all I ever did was sit around on my arse..."

[Silent1]

Like others have said, between him and Russell Howard they really make MTW

[Chris71]

Been lapping up the Mock The Week repeats on Dave. Not only is Frankie Boyle very funny, but the young Bristolian guy is too, along with Hugh Dennis (never remembered him being that sharp in the past...) and the bald guy who's quite often on.

The only surprise was the Hugh Laurie was a bit pants when he showed up. He wise-cracks better as House.

[Fidgits]

I think the funniest thing he has ever said was about the CERN particle accelerator..

I really hope if they succeed that the whole world dissolves and a sign comes up that says "level 2"

[The Dude]

Silent1 said:

Like others have said, between him and Russell Howard they really make MTW

Ah yeah, Russell Howard.

When I first saw MTW I thought they'd let on a guest presenter from Blue Peter but he is a really funny sharp guy.

Coincidentally, both him and Frankie Boyle have stand-up DVD's coming out later this year.

[Silent1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yjJFt3uFVw&fea...