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Gedders!
where do i go for lessons in walkin like a 'mincer' now that i have become a chim owner?
plus where do you get yer scissors sharpened?
oh the shame! will i ever get over it? will i be blackballed from my beloved cerbie forum?
its all too much...time to lie down and read cosmpolitan and deceide what colour to dye my hair and paint my nails this week.
where do i go for lessons in walkin like a 'mincer' now that i have become a chim owner?
plus where do you get yer scissors sharpened?
oh the shame! will i ever get over it? will i be blackballed from my beloved cerbie forum?
its all too much...time to lie down and read cosmpolitan and deceide what colour to dye my hair and paint my nails this week.
I think they are all to frightened to reply, as they know the griff boys will be waiting in the wings to give them some stick
im said:
A-ha!
...yet another tin-top defects to the 'sunny-side'.
ian,...yet another tin-top defects to the 'sunny-side'.
i still have the cerb, but to be honest the chim is growing on me, it feels hard work putting yer foot down and it seems like i'm bullying it a bit esp in the corners, but i'm sure things will change when the sun comes out and the roof can come off.
anyway....wheres Gedders?
Cooky said:
Gedders!
where do i go for lessons in walkin like a 'mincer' now that i have become a chim owner?
plus where do you get yer scissors sharpened?
Oh thats easy - there's a pub in Cheadle where mincing has become a sport. Apparently Rory McGrath and Paddy are going there to film it as part of their current tv series.where do i go for lessons in walkin like a 'mincer' now that i have become a chim owner?
plus where do you get yer scissors sharpened?
I believe it has connections with Man City as well - although my inclusion of that fact in this reply should not be taken as insinuation that Man City are a bunch of mincers.
That wouldn't be nice.
Cooky said:
oh the shame! will i ever get over it? will i be blackballed from my beloved cerbie forum?
its all too much...time to lie down and read cosmpolitan and deceide what colour to dye my hair and paint my nails this week.
The horrible irony is that mine is going up for sale v soon and I was going to see if you wanted it - 6 days too late)its all too much...time to lie down and read cosmpolitan and deceide what colour to dye my hair and paint my nails this week.
Bugga
Cooky said:
GEDDERS!!!!!
You're alive
Your childish exuberence is flattering. However I still refuse to sleep with you. You're alive
I shall be popping around to see you v soon to witness your womanly attempts at mincing. Will bring my shiny car - just been having a paint job to bring it up spic n span.
Cooky - the only man I know whose obsession with cars led him to buy a car park so he had somewhere to put them.
dodgyviper said:
Cooky said:
GEDDERS!!!!!
You're alive
Your childish exuberence is flattering. However I still refuse to sleep with you. You're alive
I shall be popping around to see you v soon to witness your womanly attempts at mincing. Will bring my shiny car - just been having a paint job to bring it up spic n span.
Cooky - the only man I know whose obsession with cars led him to buy a car park so he had somewhere to put them.
PS
It may be clean and shiney now, but I am convinced that it wont take long before you have it looking like the Pikey-wagon that it is accustomed to be. Once your grubby mits and hankerings for crisps and sugar soaked drinks have kicked in after a few minutes driving all will be as normal.....only women have cars as messy as yours my dear friend..
Cooky said:
.....only women have cars as messy as yours my dear friend..
Dear chap, the entire purpose of a 4 wheeled 2 seated crotch rocket is to entice unsuspecting females into ones amorous maw.By adapting the interior to that more closely resembling the nested environment (Still, I shudder at that word, even out of context), of the lesser spotted female, one finds oneself on the receiving end of many a sticky endeavour.
As the more modern amongst us would proclaim - Job Done.
(or possibly "Init Bovvered", however the translation for such utterances presently escapes me so I have refrained from its usage. The closest I've managed to ellicit any meaning for this statement involves a somewhat flustered eskimo. I feel this may be wide of the mark)
I seem to recall said Eskimo, twas 'Nanuk' that (ch)impish Zappaesq type who would stand upright against the rear bulkhead when parked, and whilst arching his back was able to create yellow snow without spilling a drop on his dazzling paintwork.
Anyway when you comming over?...I got several sh*t hot bands on over the bank holiday weekend, and even a live City game
...looking forward to chewing the fat and talking b
ks over copious amounts of Guinness old boy
Anyway when you comming over?...I got several sh*t hot bands on over the bank holiday weekend, and even a live City game
...looking forward to chewing the fat and talking b
ks over copious amounts of Guinness old boy Gassing Station | Chimaera | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff