Elvis Suits

[Ganglandboss]

Does anyone know where I can get one? I am going to the Hatton fight in Vegas and I want an Elvis suit. I want it to be Man City blue, not too expensive but better than fancy dress crap. I would rather not hire something though as I want something for cup finals* etc.

Cheers and Uh-Huh!

*Which is highly unlikely, judging by that shower of shite today!

[enioldjoe]

You ain't borrowing mine!

[Ganglandboss]

enioldjoe said:

You ain't borrowing mine!

Oh! Elvis fan are you? Go on...ask me......am I a bigger Elvis fan than you?

[enioldjoe]

Ok "Mr Bigger Than Me!

Who said: "Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine?"

Suddenly realises that I'm wayyyy out of my depth here and looks for quick escape...whilst hoping, REALLY hoping he never finds out I don't actually have said glad rags...!

[Ganglandboss]

enioldjoe said:

Ok "Mr Bigger Than Me!

Who said: "Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine?"

Suddenly realises that I'm wayyyy out of my depth here and looks for quick escape...whilst hoping, REALLY hoping he never finds out I don't actually have said glad rags...!

No - you have to ask me otherwise the joke isn't going to work!
~

[Ganglandboss]

enioldjoe said:

Who said: "Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine?"

Errrr...Elvis?

[anonymous-user]

I once saw one that included a fake toilet to sit on, think it was homemade though.

[Ganglandboss]

Symbolica said:

I once saw one that included a fake toilet to sit on, think it was homemade though.

They'd batter me in Vegas if I wore that!

[enioldjoe]

Ok, Ok, Ok......

"Ahem"

"Am I a bigger Elvis fan than you" ????

[Ganglandboss]

enioldjoe said:

Ok, Ok, Ok......

"Ahem"

"Am I a bigger Elvis fan than you" ????

: pauses:

:looks at enioldjoe through massive sungasses:

:quivers top lip:


Uh-Huh!

Edited by Ganglandboss on Sunday 17th August 18:36

[enioldjoe]

ThankyouVERYmuch!

[Blib]

I think that this one has been returned to the hire shop.

[AdeTuono]

Blib said:

I think that this one has been returned to the hire shop.

Worst camel-toe picture EVER.

[Mobile Chicane]

Make your own. It's fairly easy to do with a set of white painter's overalls (sew inserts into the trousers to turn them into flares), glue, glitter and lots of sequins.