How long do I have to live?
How long do I have to live?
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Simpo Two

Original Poster:

93,052 posts

296 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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- if I keep going at this rate...

Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.

Days to live on current diet?


CrashTD

1,788 posts

235 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
- if I keep going at this rate...

Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.

Days to live on current diet?

99% of students manage to survive on a similar diet. The impact of this is up to you to decide

Codefaster

281 posts

224 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Similar situation here. I couldn't be bothered to make any dinner tonight (wife is away this evening), so dinner has been 2x Babybel, 1x pack of custard creams and some lemonade. I don't have any alcohol in the house sadly, but there are more Babybels if hunger sets in again.

Edited by Codefaster on Sunday 17th August 21:03

The Ben

1,623 posts

248 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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If you carry on like that, im sure GB and his merry men will tax you on your student eating!!! Diet tax or something....

anonymous-user

85 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
Days to live on current diet?
Actually you've got about 50 seconds, I've got a big knife and I'm typing this from underneath your stairs.

<Logs off>

stuart-b

3,651 posts

257 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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I've found that if I eat like that, I feel much worse. Too much sugar, and then a down.

Simpo Two

Original Poster:

93,052 posts

296 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Codefaster said:
Similar situation here. I couldn't be bothered to make any dinner tonight (wife is away this evening)
Aha, that's it - I need a wife!



Unfortunately I don't think I can afford one frown

13th

3,169 posts

244 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
- if I keep going at this rate...

Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.

Days to live on current diet?

Change the Gin for Wine, keep the doughnut for the odd occasion and have Wotsits or peanuts with cornflakes and milk (crushed cornflakes) and you can live forever! believe me I have been doing it for over 37 years, although the wine didn't filter in until about 20 years ago!

Recipe for life me thinks! wink

And I'm not joking biggrin

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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I'll give you until tomorrow lunchtime...

Byeee.....wavey

spikeyhead

20,604 posts

228 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
Codefaster said:
Similar situation here. I couldn't be bothered to make any dinner tonight (wife is away this evening)
Aha, that's it - I need a wife!



Unfortunately I don't think I can afford one frown
Getting one is cheap, its getting rid of them that's expensive biggrin

Simpo Two

Original Poster:

93,052 posts

296 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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13th said:
Change the Gin for Wine, keep the doughnut for the odd occasion and have Wotsits or peanuts with cornflakes and milk (crushed cornflakes) and you can live forever! believe me I have been doing it for over 37 years, although the wine didn't filter in until about 20 years ago!
Ah, not much point in marrying you then! (I had something more like roast beef, roast potatoes, parsnips, broccoli, proper gravy and horseradish sauce in mind..)

13th

3,169 posts

244 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
13th said:
Change the Gin for Wine, keep the doughnut for the odd occasion and have Wotsits or peanuts with cornflakes and milk (crushed cornflakes) and you can live forever! believe me I have been doing it for over 37 years, although the wine didn't filter in until about 20 years ago!
Ah, not much point in marrying you then! (I had something more like roast beef, roast potatoes, parsnips, broccoli, proper gravy and horseradish sauce in mind..)
I wasn't aware I'd offered! tongue out

I've kept a husband alive for 23 years (married me after 7 of them! on some very fine foods......... roasts is one but I don't like to spoil him so CHristmas and Easter only; apart from that I find Waitrose and M&S along with the local takeaways cater very well wink

He's showing little signs of scurvy so must be doing something right!

ironictwist

7,127 posts

236 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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13th said:
He's showing little signs of scurvy so must be doing something right!
  • opens his email & notices an email from Mr.13th
Hmmm! How odd! Wonder what he has to say?

  • reads



  • calls 999
Hello Operator...I need the police, Mr.13th is being force fed M&S Takeaways! Christ! We need to save him!!


tongue out

Stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

241 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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if you croak it, and I say this because I care, can I have your kit? At least then it'll get used propperly getmecoat

spikeyhead

20,604 posts

228 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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I know someone that lived exclusively on chocolate and wine for two years before she ended up in hospital!

Buster Bakdorzin

16,277 posts

296 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Tis not important how long ya live, but what ye make of the wee time ye're given lad!

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
Codefaster said:
Similar situation here. I couldn't be bothered to make any dinner tonight (wife is away this evening)
Aha, that's it - I need a wife!



Unfortunately I don't think I can afford one frown
I have a wife. She can't cook. If I depended on Mrs J for nutrition, I'd be eating Alphabetti Spaghetti on toast five nights a week.

jimothy

5,151 posts

268 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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CommanderJameson said:
Simpo Two said:
Codefaster said:
Similar situation here. I couldn't be bothered to make any dinner tonight (wife is away this evening)
Aha, that's it - I need a wife!



Unfortunately I don't think I can afford one frown
I have a wife. She can't cook. If I depended on Mrs J for nutrition, I'd be eating Alphabetti Spaghetti on toast five nights a week.
All I can think of now is Rimmers Mum...

13th

3,169 posts

244 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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CommanderJameson said:
I have a wife. She can't cook. If I depended on Mrs J for nutrition, I'd be eating Alphabetti Spaghetti on toast five nights a week.
God some women spoil their men!

I had my husband eating boil in the bag kippers for weeks before he noticed that his dinner was getting rather repetative!!!!

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Sunday 17th August 2008
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13th said:
CommanderJameson said:
I have a wife. She can't cook. If I depended on Mrs J for nutrition, I'd be eating Alphabetti Spaghetti on toast five nights a week.
God some women spoil their men!

I had my husband eating boil in the bag kippers for weeks before he noticed that his dinner was getting rather repetative!!!!
I'm head chef in our house, and with good reason; for example, Mrs J simply couldn't understand why I was getting excited about my new potato ricer.

GODLIKE MASH, I said.

WHATEVER YOU FREAK, she said.

YOU'LL SEE, I said.

OMG THIS MASH IS FABULOUS, she said.

I TOLD YOU SO, I said.

Edited by CommanderJameson on Sunday 17th August 22:15