Revenge!
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chunkymonkey71

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13,178 posts

228 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done to get revenge on someone?

A few years ago i was living with some mates. They were a nightmare to live with and one of the guys kept eating all my stuff from the fridge and generally being ahole.

He had his clothes for work in the drier one day and went out. I pissed in the drier so all his work clothes smelt of stale, dry piss.

Is that mean?

Can anyone beat that?

SpydieNut

5,959 posts

253 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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this one time, at band camp

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

241 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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poured RHPC into the exhaust and over the alloy wheelz of someone who parked their car on my drive..

Err, sorry that's another thread.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse
incidentally, the photo of your toothbrush up my arse is winging it's way to you as we speak.

HTH

Buster Bakdorzin

16,277 posts

295 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse
hehe

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
sleep envy said:
years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse
incidentally, the photo of your toothbrush up my arse is winging it's way to you as we speak.

HTH
hope you liked the fry up, surprised you didn't notice the pubes in the scrambled egg

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
Cara Van Man said:
sleep envy said:
years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse
incidentally, the photo of your toothbrush up my arse is winging it's way to you as we speak.

HTH
hope you liked the fry up, surprised you didn't notice the pubes in the scrambled egg
and i hope you noticed your moisturiser was....well.....my spunk.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
and i hope you noticed your moisturiser was....well.....my spunk.
Mmmmmm....

facials

chunkymonkey71

Original Poster:

13,178 posts

228 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse
Im sure it didnt taste as bad as the rim of the toilet... didnt YOU notice that?

:-)

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

280 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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A guy at work kept his phone on loud and went away from his desk repreatedly.

So when it happened while the lady was stocking the vending machine I put his phone in about 4 rings back, lady locked it, off she went.

Cost him something like £6 to get his phone back, and he never left it on loud again hehe

Davi

17,153 posts

250 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
sleep envy said:
Cara Van Man said:
sleep envy said:
years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse
incidentally, the photo of your toothbrush up my arse is winging it's way to you as we speak.

HTH
hope you liked the fry up, surprised you didn't notice the pubes in the scrambled egg
and i hope you noticed your moisturiser was....well.....my spunk.
He wondered why the dispenser took 30 seconds of pumping before it spurted, and made a "mnnnnnugggghh" sound.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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chunkymonkey71 said:
sleep envy said:
years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse
Im sure it didnt taste as bad as the rim of the toilet... didnt YOU notice that?

:-)
no, I just left that toothbrush in the cabinet knowing you'd do that

my real toothbrush was in my room smile

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

252 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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chunkymonkey71 said:
Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done to get revenge on someone?

A few years ago i was living with some mates. They were a nightmare to live with and one of the guys kept eating all my stuff from the fridge and generally being ahole.

He had his clothes for work in the drier one day and went out. I pissed in the drier so all his work clothes smelt of stale, dry piss.

Is that mean?

Can anyone beat that?
That would have been much more of a revenge thing if you had put dog st or something in the food.

[french accent on] nil pwwwointss!!

eightseventhree

2,266 posts

234 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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One snowboarding holiday on the first night a mate put another guys snowboard bindings in buckets full of water. In the morning when it was 3 ft fresh powder spent ages chipping his bindings out of a large ice cube.

3 days later he got revenge by putting Tiger Balm on the inside of his goggles

Edited by eightseventhree on Monday 18th August 13:26

im

34,302 posts

247 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
years ago I was living in a house with my mates - all good apart from one guy, a right tt, who pissed on my clothes in the tumble drier

he never noticed I stuck his tooth brush up my arse
What...the one he'd rubbed round his gums and cleaned the daily grim off his teeth with, you then slipped up your jacksy?

Not sure you've quite got the hang of this 'revenge' thing yet sleepy...

biggrin

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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eightseventhree said:
One snowboarding holiday on the first night a mate put another guys snowboard bindings in buckets full of water. In the morning when it was 3 ft fresh powder spent ages chipping his bindings out of a large ice cube.
laugh

got to remember that one

tashie

547 posts

223 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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An arse hole ex booted my car, let the tyres down and threw my keys,

I smashed up my contract 'phone (which was in his name) and left him paying a £200 'phone bill and paying for the rest of the 'phone itself - which was irrepairable. Oh and also destroyed the sim card smile

Monki

1,233 posts

221 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Coated my ex's dildo in hot chilli sauce furious



drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

241 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Monki said:
Coated my ex's dildo in hot chilli sauce furious
must have been an interesting conversation with your mate about his recently developed problems with sitting down..