Is this joke allowed?
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Simpo Two

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93,053 posts

296 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Gypos. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will just let the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the blower to God again.

'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'


'No, ....... THE GATES'

_Batty_

12,268 posts

281 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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well apart from it being ste, yes.
but in the 'Tennish' thread smile

patmahe

5,923 posts

235 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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The last time I heard that I fell out of my crib laughing smile

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

295 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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It would be if it were in the Sean Connery Thread wink
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