Experts on Australia and all things Aussie on PH!
Experts on Australia and all things Aussie on PH!
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308mate

Original Poster:

13,758 posts

252 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Theres fking LOADS of them. LOADS!

Add your name here.

Im making a list of all the people who speak so fking knowledgably about the place, so that next time I need to know something about whether we're any good at sport or whether we're fat or whether every bd living thing there is trying to kill you or whether the natives should be treated better, or how much sunshine they get or whether the country hasnt reached its potential or how many fking swimming pools there are, I know just who to come to. You really are a fountain of knowledge and a valuable resource and Im SO pleased to have you all commenting every 5 seconds with such surety.

Here's your list:
Ill start, cause I was actually born and raised there. I know many of you dont feel thats a prerequisuite, so nows your chance to put your name up as a go-to man. Viz, if I dont see your name here, I wont expect to hear you commenting in future about what you know nothing about. Ill leave plenty of room cause I know there's a lot of you. Hell, some of you visited for at least 2 weeks. Im expecting a rush of names.

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Edited by 308mate on Tuesday 19th August 15:08

NickFRP

5,156 posts

265 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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XJSJohn

16,152 posts

249 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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strewth mate!!!

funkyol

1,816 posts

249 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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hugoagogo

23,438 posts

263 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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how many gold medals have you got now btw? wink

mechsympathy

58,824 posts

285 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Is now a good time to post this?

Neil_H

15,418 posts

281 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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I say, that's fair dinkum that is.

BigLepton

5,042 posts

231 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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The reason we know so much about Aus is because on any given day, 60% of the Australian population is in England, telling the English why Australia is better than here and how much they wish they were back there.

pugwash4x4

7,683 posts

251 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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throw a shrimp on the barbie shiela and remove that sizeable chip from your shoulder

just because we're beating you at the Olymipcs there's no need to throw your toys out of the pram


Soir

2,277 posts

269 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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out of the top ten most poisonous snakes in the world - how many live in auzzie-ralia-land?






All 10

BigLepton

5,042 posts

231 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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pugwash4x4 said:
throw a shrimp on the barbie shiela and remove that sizeable chip from your shoulder

just because we're beating you at the Olymipcs there's no need to throw your toys out of the pram
It's not just him - the whole country is having a sulk ATM:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/nickbryant...

hehe

hugoagogo

23,438 posts

263 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Soir said:
out of the top ten most poisonous snakes in the world - how many live in auzzie-ralia-land?






All 10
6 of them are moving over to london to do some bar work then travel around europe though

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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hugoagogo said:
Soir said:
out of the top ten most poisonous snakes in the world - how many live in auzzie-ralia-land?






All 10
6 of them are moving over to london to do some bar work then travel around europe though
And have a hissy fit about how crap everything is here.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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can you put this on chips?


Baby Huey

4,881 posts

229 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
can you put this on chips?

Better in a sandwich. Very smiley.

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Time for this one again?

Sorry. I lived in Aus for less than two years and am no expert. And I have nothing against the OP either. I am simply taking the piss because I can.biggrin

onlynik

4,250 posts

223 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Soir said:
out of the top ten most poisonous snakes in the world - how many live in auzzie-ralia-land?






All 10
FAIL

Australia has 9 of the top 10 most venomous snakes in the world.

http://greensnake9.tripod.com/id23.html

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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shout Who gives a XXXX


Monkey Mia. Feeding Dolphins.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1mhloVnqUVY&feat...

Soir

2,277 posts

269 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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onlynik said:
Soir said:
out of the top ten most poisonous snakes in the world - how many live in auzzie-ralia-land?






All 10
FAIL

Australia has 9 of the top 10 most venomous snakes in the world.

http://greensnake9.tripod.com/id23.html
Blame Bill Bryson