Diesal performance getting ridicoulus!?!
Diesal performance getting ridicoulus!?!
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XKaLiBaR

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44 posts

224 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Well, i only ever read and post the trackday section, but i had an incident today, which i thought needed posting for other peoples views. I own an E46 M3, full exhaust, pulleys, itg filter and remap. The car can pull away slowly against most standard M3's. (as we all know, they all have different power).
But last sunday, i came across a 335d. Seemed like a nice chap, and we had a few runs. All i can say is, i was gobsmacked at how quick this car was! I have a mate with an e46 330d(remapped) and that was pretty quick, but nothing compared to my M3.
Everytime the 335 changed gear, it would lose a bit of power, and i would probably move about a foot forward. But then the torque kicks in again, and it regains back his lost foot!
I had to confirm with him after that it was remapped and not standard.

Im upset though, that BMW would bring out such a quick car and its diesal! If im moving slowly past standard M3s, this diesal would probably do the same!

Obviously, the 335d has no chance on the track vs my car, but how often is one on a track 356 days out of the year!

I read a guy on here recently got a 13.3 second 1/4 mile. Ive managed a 13s 1/4 with just a remap last year. But dont ask me to do that again! Most M3 drivers i see at santa pod, usually get over 14s or high 13s, especially the smg ones.

Imagine the new generation of diesal cars that will be coming in the near future. They are going to be insanely quick. I hope i never have to go down the diesal route in the future! I like the roarness of a N/A car too much.

Edited by XKaLiBaR on Wednesday 20th August 01:56

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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oh jesus

matt uk

18,084 posts

229 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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rofl

Bookmarked for a rainy day read!!

XKaLiBaR

Original Poster:

44 posts

224 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
oh jesus
Actually, you can call me Mr. ENVY, thats what it says on my number plate wink

Edited by XKaLiBaR on Wednesday 20th August 01:58

mikem7709

986 posts

241 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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I was thinking about swapping my Superleggra for a 335d, apparently it can be mapped to 600hp if you remove the torque sensor on the autobox and run it on 6 bottles of that Millers stuff to every gallon. Anyone tried this ?

Poledriver

29,591 posts

223 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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mikem7709 said:
I was thinking about swapping my Superleggra for a 335d, apparently it can be mapped to 600hp if you remove the torque sensor on the autobox and run it on 6 bottles of that Millers stuff to every gallon. Anyone tried this ?
Actually after 6 bottles of Millers lite My 120D seemed to give at least 500BHP! smile

[TW]Fox

13,575 posts

275 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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XKaLiBaR said:
Actually, you can call me Mr. ENVY, thats what it says on my number plate wink
Are you for real? Why would you have that on your plate?

Roger645

1,795 posts

276 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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I read somewhere that the particle accelerator at Lucerne have cracked the time/space experiment using a 335d engine running on chip fat from a chippy in Bridlington.

Steven Hawkins is said to be speechless.jester

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

287 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Roger645 said:
Steven Hawkins is said to be speechless.jester
Thats a bit harsh, he can speak and spell though.....

VerySideways

10,271 posts

301 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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[TW]Fox said:
XKaLiBaR said:
Actually, you can call me Mr. ENVY, thats what it says on my number plate wink
Are you for real? Why would you have that on your plate?
He's not joking i'm afraid:


Johnbmw6

331 posts

238 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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We in the "Sooty club" have been trying to tell you guys that "Remapped" Oil burner really GO, and are still cheap to run.

davidd

6,713 posts

313 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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I have a 335d and can say wih some authority that it is the fastest 335d I have ever owned.

When I stick it into 'R' it actually reverses time.
D smile

Roger645

1,795 posts

276 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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davidd said:
I have a 335d and can say wih some authority that it is the fastest 335d I have ever owned.

When I stick it into 'R' it actually reverses time.
D smile
laugh

XKaLiBaR

Original Poster:

44 posts

224 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Could I ask, why are you guys acting like a bunch of 16 years olds?

OllieBirmingham

5,700 posts

221 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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You are Carlos AICMFP.....

XKaLiBaR

Original Poster:

44 posts

224 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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OllieBirmingham said:
You are Carlos AICMFP.....
You are Pedro AOMBFP.....


English mate, you speak it? What you wrote makes as much sense as what i wrote.

Silent1

19,762 posts

264 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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XKaLiBaR said:
OllieBirmingham said:
You are Carlos AICMFP.....
You are Pedro AOMBFP.....


English mate, you speak it? What you wrote makes as much sense as what i wrote.

baz1985

3,685 posts

274 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Have you heard........Drax is being powered by a fleet of re-mapped E92 335d s

davidd

6,713 posts

313 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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baz1985 said:
Have you heard........Drax is being powered by a fleet of re-mapped E92 335d s
Now you are being silly, it won't need a fleet, mine can do it on idle...

D

CarbonM5

927 posts

220 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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XKaLiBaR said:
Well, i only ever read and post the trackday section, but i had an incident today, which i thought needed posting for other peoples views. I own an E46 M3, full exhaust, pulleys, itg filter and remap. The car can pull away slowly against most standard M3's. (as we all know, they all have different power).
But last sunday, i came across a 335d. Seemed like a nice chap, and we had a few runs. All i can say is, i was gobsmacked at how quick this car was! I have a mate with an e46 330d(remapped) and that was pretty quick, but nothing compared to my M3.
Everytime the 335 changed gear, it would lose a bit of power, and i would probably move about a foot forward. But then the torque kicks in again, and it regains back his lost foot!
I had to confirm with him after that it was remapped and not standard.

Im upset though, that BMW would bring out such a quick car and its diesal! If im moving slowly past standard M3s, this diesal would probably do the same!

Obviously, the 335d has no chance on the track vs my car, but how often is one on a track 356 days out of the year!

I read a guy on here recently got a 13.3 second 1/4 mile. Ive managed a 13s 1/4 with just a remap last year. But dont ask me to do that again! Most M3 drivers i see at santa pod, usually get over 14s or high 13s, especially the smg ones.

Imagine the new generation of diesal cars that will be coming in the near future. They are going to be insanely quick. I hope i never have to go down the diesal route in the future! I like the roarness of a N/A car too much.

Edited by XKaLiBaR on Wednesday 20th August 01:56
Imagine the new generation of tuned diesals,they might even keep up with an E36M3.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4KjNipniLc
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