Suitable revenge, ideas wanted!
Suitable revenge, ideas wanted!
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N1CK

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5,588 posts

252 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Basically, to cut a long story short, my brother slept with a bird whilst slightly squiffy, a week or so later, a mate of ours who my brother shares a flat with phoned up and told him she was preggers and was keeping the baby, when my brother asked for her number, he wouldnt give it too him, got arsey and hung up.

He left it a whole week before telling my brother it was a wind up, now personally, i would have murdered him!

My brother was extremely worried about it, as im sure anyone would, 20 mins is a joke, but a week is just sick!

So we are trying to think of ways to get him back, it has to fit the crime!

Suggestions wanted....

Heskey

4,048 posts

224 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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No suggestions from me, but what a ct

Swilly

9,699 posts

305 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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I'd thank this guy actually...

...for giving your brother a taste of what might have been. Next time maybe he will think with the head on his shoulders !! biggrin

Road2Ruin

6,543 posts

247 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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N1CK said:
Basically, to cut a long story short, my brother slept with a bird whilst slightly squiffy, a week or so later, a mate of ours who my brother shares a flat with phoned up and told him she was preggers and was keeping the baby, when my brother asked for her number, he wouldnt give it too him, got arsey and hung up.

He left it a whole week before telling my brother it was a wind up, now personally, i would have murdered him!

My brother was extremely worried about it, as im sure anyone would, 20 mins is a joke, but a week is just sick!

So we are trying to think of ways to get him back, it has to fit the crime!

Suggestions wanted....
Tin of Nitromores, paint brush, pasenger side of his car (so he may not notice for a while) and emblazen 'I am a Tw~t' on it.

Neil_H

15,418 posts

282 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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N1CK said:
Basically, to cut a long story short, my brother slept with a bird whilst slightly squiffy, a week or so later, a mate of ours who my brother shares a flat with phoned up and told him she was preggers
A week or so later....and he didn't know it was a wind-up? Is he mentally retarded?

lunarscope

2,901 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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STD transmission notification.
Create a fake letter from the local STD clinic, saying that he has been in sexual contact with a female who has been diagnosed with HIV/AIDS (the bad kind).

evil

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

265 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Gaffer tape, pull a length of string from the back side, and lay it along the side of his car. From any more than 6 feet it looks like it's been keyed.

mft

1,752 posts

253 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Sounds like your 'mate' wanted the bird for himself and was pissed about it. Also sounds like he's not much of a mate.

Forget revenge, and forget him too.

rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Parrot of Doom said:
Gaffer tape, pull a length of string from the back side, and lay it along the side of his car. From any more than 6 feet it looks like it's been keyed.
I'm liking this. All the anquish of of having the P&J damaged but none of the actual damage, which is just retarded IMO.

Mattygooner

5,304 posts

235 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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st in a box.....

Simpo Two

93,032 posts

296 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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So you hate being wound up, so are going to do it to someone else? That just continues the pointlessness of it all.

BMWBen

4,906 posts

232 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Firstly - He's a moron.
Secondly - the "mate" is a .

Revenge? "Suicide" both of them.

rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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mft said:
...sounds like he's not much of a mate.

Forget revenge, and forget him too.
My first thought but then there are some who are actually worth it for all their occassional faults (cards marked though).


N1CK

Original Poster:

5,588 posts

252 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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lunarscope said:
STD transmission notification.
Create a fake letter from the local STD clinic, saying that he has been in sexual contact with a female who has been diagnosed with HIV/AIDS (the bad kind).

evil
Rofl, that is class, although, he's not been near any birds for a while, infact we all think he's a gay, i mean the guy buys scented candles, need i say more.

My brother clearly isnt retarded, its not like he could question it either as the "mate" was in cornwall at the time.

smutbag

1,705 posts

221 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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If he thought that she would know she was pregnant 1 week later he deserved to be wound up.

However that was a horrible thing to do so revenge is in order.

I vote for the STD/HIV letter - its easy enough to do - grab the logo of your local NHS trust/gyno clinic off their website, create a letterhead, get someone with a decent grasp of english to write an official sounding letter and print if up on good quality paper.

You don't have to say sexual contact with a female, you say person.



Edited by smutbag on Wednesday 20th August 11:06

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

226 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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rape him

havoc

33,496 posts

266 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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rude-boy said:
Parrot of Doom said:
Gaffer tape, pull a length of string from the back side, and lay it along the side of his car. From any more than 6 feet it looks like it's been keyed.
I'm liking this. All the anquish of of having the P&J damaged but none of the actual damage, which is just retarded IMO.
Agreed...but it's not long-lasting enough - he'll spot it seconds later.

N1CK

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5,588 posts

252 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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hmm having thought about it, he works at a hospital as a nurse on the babies ward, so he may not be fooled by the letter, however he is pretty stupid so who knows

Chris71

21,549 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Heskey said:
No suggestions from me, but what a ct
yes

My long-term girlfriend and I had a pregnancy scare a while back and it's pretty nerve wracking even when you wish to spend your life with the person in question. If it came as the result of a drunken fling you'd feel awful.

Ideas... Hmmm... How nasty do you want to be?

The STD one is suitably mean, but unless he's been to a clinic recently it's not likely to hold water.

You could fake your own suicide (I presume he's enough of a friend to be upset by that?)

Some sort of court summons maybe? Again, I suppose anything serious would require a visit from the BiB, so maybe that wouldn't work unless you know the right people.

Struggling to think of any more that wouldn't be physically harmful or difficult to believe.

evenflow

8,887 posts

313 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Road2Ruin said:
Tin of Nitromores, paint brush, pasenger side of his car (so he may not notice for a while) and emblazen 'I am a Tw~t' on it.