If you had a super human power

[dazmm]

A question raised by someone at work last week.was.
If you had a secret Super Human Power, what would it be and why?

Me being all sensible said Super Strength. As i thought it would be flexible with the ability to fit in with every day life
My girlfriend said the Ability to heal. As she female and selfless and enjoys making me look bad
A work colleague said Mind Control as he is a pervert.

Whats yous?

[GreenDog]

Flying - imagine how much you'd save on fuel costs ! :-)

I've had really vivid dreams where I could fly, wish it could come true.

[jimothy]

Imagine the fun you could have jiggling jabaclackers with just your mind.


Thats Telekenesis (sp?) Kyle.



How about the power. To move you.

Wonderboy....

[Einion Yrth]

Teleportation.

[Rod Rammage]

dazmm said:

A question raised by someone at work last week.was.
If you had a secret Super Human Power, what would it be and why?

Me being all sensible said Super Strength. As i thought it would be flexible with the ability to fit in with every day life
My girlfriend said the Ability to heal. As she female and selfless and enjoys making me look bad
A work colleague said Mind Control as he is a pervert.

Whats yous?

Mind control.

Now do some work dazmm, you lazy little scrotum.

[Gaffer]

Freeze time....

Claire

[Raffles]

Flight would be super. But I think I would prefer telekinesis would be the best.

Oh and in googling for the correct spelling I found this!:
http://www.psychic101.com/telekinesis.html

[oyster]

Invisible.

Edited by oyster on Wednesday 20th August 13:15

[oyster]

Invisible.

Edited by oyster on Wednesday 20th August 15:22

[scotal]

Does the ability to move through time count as a superpower? I'd like to be able to revisit stuff.

[gti-ted]

Einion Yrth said:

Teleportation.

Nice

[deviant]

Flight or time travel....

Probably time travel because then I would somehow become a 10 time lottery jackpot winner

[mmm-five]

My one power would have to be the power to use any superpower

[Chris71]

I think mind control would be quite a powerful one.

You want to fly? Persuade the RAF to give you a harrier taxi service. You want to be invisible? Persuade people they can't see you. You want to unwind? Get the harrier to drop you off at Jessica Alba's house where you can persuade her you're a normal part of her mattress.

(edited just in case someone more perverted than me mis-interprated the original ending!)

Edited by Chris71 on Wednesday 20th August 13:19

[Rod Rammage]

scotal said:

Does the ability to move through time count as a superpower? I'd like to be able to revisit stuff.

What, like Madame Tussauds, that type of thing?






I know what you mean.

God, I miss that Rick Astley waxwork.



The horny ginger fecker.

[madrob6]

I'd like to be able to piss petrol.

Could be dangerous but think of how much money I'd save!

[Timmy35]

Lazer beam eyes. Imagine the fun zapping Gatsos and traffic wardens.

......you'd need a soft top car mind you.

Oh and not have to loose your temper with the missus.

[Negative Creep]

Invulnrabilty would be rather good. And great for getting into fights with.

[Rod Rammage]

madrob6 said:

I'd like to be able to piss petrol.

Could be dangerous but think of how much money I'd save!

You would never be able to piss on anyone's bonfire.

That would be dangerous, like you said.


The fire would ignite your piss, travel up the piss stream and enter your bks, which would then explode.

Causing havoc to your trousers.

I mean, your underpants. That you wear outside your tights.


"Petrol-piss Man".

Hmm...

"Help! Help! My child is trapped under that car!"

"Have no fear, I will piss on her! Could you put that cigarette out first though?"

[Gylen]

madrob6 said:

I'd like to be able to piss petrol.

Could be dangerous but think of how much money I'd save!

save? Think how much money you could earn standing at the entrance to a Shell garage and offering passing motorists a 'half-price' top up??

I'd quite like to be able to make lightning fire out of my fingers.

Or have Wolverine like healing abilities (for me, not for other people, fk 'em)

Or be able to turn into smoke at will. Imagine that one at parties. You get talking to someone a bit st and suddenly you turn into a cloud of smoke and drift off up a girl's skirt.