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My girlfriend has just started working for one of my clients, although none of the senior management there currently know that she is my girlfriend. My mobile range a few moments ago and her highly aesthetically pleasing profile pic flashed up. So i answered with a cheery "Hello Babe", only to be met with stunned silence. It was the Managing Director. We had a fairly awkward phone call in which I half listened to what he was saying and half wondered whether trying to explain would make things worse or not...
Mon Ami Mate said:
My girlfriend has just started working for one of my clients, although none of the senior management there currently know that she is my girlfriend. My mobile range a few moments ago and her highly aesthetically pleasing profile pic flashed up. So i answered with a cheery "Hello Babe", only to be met with stunned silence. It was the Managing Director. We had a fairly awkward phone call in which I half listened to what he was saying and half wondered whether trying to explain would make things worse or not...
So the MD is effectively your gf's new boss? Why was he calling you from her phone?
Gylen said:
Mon Ami Mate said:
My girlfriend has just started working for one of my clients, although none of the senior management there currently know that she is my girlfriend. My mobile range a few moments ago and her highly aesthetically pleasing profile pic flashed up. So i answered with a cheery "Hello Babe", only to be met with stunned silence. It was the Managing Director. We had a fairly awkward phone call in which I half listened to what he was saying and half wondered whether trying to explain would make things worse or not...
So the MD is effectively your gf's new boss? Why was he calling you from her phone?Gylen said:
Mon Ami Mate said:
My girlfriend has just started working for one of my clients, although none of the senior management there currently know that she is my girlfriend. My mobile range a few moments ago and her highly aesthetically pleasing profile pic flashed up. So i answered with a cheery "Hello Babe", only to be met with stunned silence. It was the Managing Director. We had a fairly awkward phone call in which I half listened to what he was saying and half wondered whether trying to explain would make things worse or not...
So the MD is effectively your gf's new boss? Why was he calling you from her phone?Gylen said:
Mon Ami Mate said:
My girlfriend has just started working for one of my clients, although none of the senior management there currently know that she is my girlfriend. My mobile range a few moments ago and her highly aesthetically pleasing profile pic flashed up. So i answered with a cheery "Hello Babe", only to be met with stunned silence. It was the Managing Director. We had a fairly awkward phone call in which I half listened to what he was saying and half wondered whether trying to explain would make things worse or not...
So the MD is effectively your gf's new boss? Why was he calling you from her phone?Mon Ami Mate said:
Gylen said:
Mon Ami Mate said:
My girlfriend has just started working for one of my clients, although none of the senior management there currently know that she is my girlfriend. My mobile range a few moments ago and her highly aesthetically pleasing profile pic flashed up. So i answered with a cheery "Hello Babe", only to be met with stunned silence. It was the Managing Director. We had a fairly awkward phone call in which I half listened to what he was saying and half wondered whether trying to explain would make things worse or not...
So the MD is effectively your gf's new boss? Why was he calling you from her phone?Mon Ami Mate said:
My girlfriend has just started working for one of my clients, although none of the senior management there currently know that she is my girlfriend. My mobile range a few moments ago and her highly aesthetically pleasing profile pic flashed up. So i answered with a cheery "Hello Babe", only to be met with stunned silence. It was the Managing Director. We had a fairly awkward phone call in which I half listened to what he was saying and half wondered whether trying to explain would make things worse or not...
And did it help you get the new business....?Cant wait till you tell us about next time you meet him in person.
Mon Ami Mate said:
Gylen said:
Mon Ami Mate said:
My girlfriend has just started working for one of my clients, although none of the senior management there currently know that she is my girlfriend. My mobile range a few moments ago and her highly aesthetically pleasing profile pic flashed up. So i answered with a cheery "Hello Babe", only to be met with stunned silence. It was the Managing Director. We had a fairly awkward phone call in which I half listened to what he was saying and half wondered whether trying to explain would make things worse or not...
So the MD is effectively your gf's new boss? Why was he calling you from her phone?
Right...
You were expecting a call from your girlfriends new flat (or her mums, someone who might not be in your phone book).
So you got a local number flash up on the phone, expected it to be her, but it wasnt. It was the client.
Problem is, he thinks you fancie him now. I'd sleep with him, just to satisfy any curiosity he may have about the "hey babe".
You were expecting a call from your girlfriends new flat (or her mums, someone who might not be in your phone book).
So you got a local number flash up on the phone, expected it to be her, but it wasnt. It was the client.
Problem is, he thinks you fancie him now. I'd sleep with him, just to satisfy any curiosity he may have about the "hey babe".
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