Just had dinner and...

[billberks2]

Got a beer(fosters) from fridge and found a small plastic ball in the bottom of the can, slightly smaller than a golf ball.

Scandalous!

I may phone and complain etc but tbh it's probably more hassle than it's worth.

Edited by billberks2 on Thursday 21st August 18:33

[anonymous-user]

I wonder, what could it be?

[Stealth-wagon]

... ahh, that would be the nitrogen ball that gives the beer better head ? oh, err.

[billberks2]

yeah, small plastic black ball with a couple of holes either end.

shame on fosters!

[CedA4]

Does it really "give good head"

[]

[RemaL]

fosters

[billberks2]

CedA4 said:

Does it really "give good head"

[]

i would describe it as flat..

[sleep envy]

don't buy piss in a can

HTH

[H2DaE]

RemaL said:

fosters

The Amber Piss

[billberks2]

sleep envy said:

don't buy piss in a can

HTH

hmm whats best for the house i wonder

might go get heiniken or staropranen

[DKMsport]

Ahh the fosters "scuba" in a can thingy....you should of known when you bought the beer and next time upgrade to at least carlsberg.

[spikeyhead]

It's no point phoning, if you're going to make a complaint do it in writing, that's real writing with a pen and paper, not an email.

Your complaint letter should be something like this.

Dear Fosters complaint dept

I Have recently been traumatized after attempting to consume the contents of tin of Fosters. I feel unable to consume any beer ever again from a tin and now have to go to the pub instead. As I consume 20 beers a week and the pub cost is £1.80 extra I request and require that you recompense me with this difference in cost for the next ten years, along with the £8,462 that the psychiatrist has quoted to alleviate my mental trauma. This comes to a total of £27,182.

Had you not negligently placed a black plastic ball in the bottom of the tin then I would not be suffering with the trauma.

Please send recompense within seven days or I will commence legal proceedings.

Yours,

.....

HTH

[billberks2]

DKMsport said:

Ahh the fosters "scuba" in a can thingy....you should of known when you bought the beer and next time upgrade to at least carlsberg.

heard this before?

i didn't buy it, im visiting family thats what they had,

[anonymous-user]

billberks2 said:

sleep envy said:

don't buy piss in a can

HTH

hmm whats best for the house i wonder

might go get heiniken or staropranen

At least get it in bottles. All canned beer (except Guinness) tastes like metal to me.

[jazzybee]

spikeyhead said:

It's no point phoning, if you're going to make a complaint do it in writing, that's real writing with a pen and paper, not an email.

Your complaint letter should be something like this.

Dear Fosters complaint dept

I Have recently been traumatized after attempting to consume the contents of tin of Fosters. I feel unable to consume any beer ever again from a tin and now have to go to the pub instead. As I consume 20 beers a week and the pub cost is £1.80 extra I request and require that you recompense me with this difference in cost for the next ten years, along with the £8,462 that the psychiatrist has quoted to alleviate my mental trauma. This comes to a total of £27,182.

Had you not negligently placed a black plastic ball in the bottom of the tin then I would not be suffering with the trauma.

Please send recompense within seven days or I will commence legal proceedings.

Yours,

.....

HTH

I don't they'll give a XXXX

[fathomfive]

Old Speckled Hen or Cobra (not Old Speckled Cobra ) nicely chilled.

[anonymous-user]

jazzybee said:

spikeyhead said:

It's no point phoning, if you're going to make a complaint do it in writing, that's real writing with a pen and paper, not an email.

Your complaint letter should be something like this.

Dear Fosters complaint dept

I Have recently been traumatized after attempting to consume the contents of tin of Fosters. I feel unable to consume any beer ever again from a tin and now have to go to the pub instead. As I consume 20 beers a week and the pub cost is £1.80 extra I request and require that you recompense me with this difference in cost for the next ten years, along with the £8,462 that the psychiatrist has quoted to alleviate my mental trauma. This comes to a total of £27,182.

Had you not negligently placed a black plastic ball in the bottom of the tin then I would not be suffering with the trauma.

Please send recompense within seven days or I will commence legal proceedings.

Yours,

.....

HTH

I don't they'll give a XXXX

£27,000? I'd ask for a lager amount of money than that...

[sleep envy]

Symbolica said:

billberks2 said:

sleep envy said:

don't buy piss in a can

HTH

hmm whats best for the house i wonder

might go get heiniken or staropranen

At least get it in bottles. All canned beer (except Guinness) tastes like metal to me.

plus it gets warm too quickly

diet lager - Becks Vier

W/E lager - stella or star

[Stealth-wagon]

CedA4 said:

Does it really "give good head"

[]

Like xxxx it does.

If you want to really blow your head off, try some of this :-

[Baby Huey]

Fosters. Oh dear.