What bits have you broken of yourself?

[Timmy35]

So far my tally is.....

Nose....3 times.
Femur + kneecap.
2 fingers.
1 rib.
1 toe.
Possible skull fracture.

There must be some worse body bashers out there on PH? Come on what have you broken and how?

[Dupont666]

Timmy35 said:

So far my tally is.....

Nose....3 times.
Femur + kneecap.
2 fingers.
1 rib.
1 toe.
Possible skull fracture.

There must be some worse body bashers out there on PH? Come on what have you broken and how?

how many were self inflicted and using a hammer?

[Timmy35]

[quote=Dupont666]
Well only the skull, and that was due to that bloody clothes line, so not technically self inflicted.

Edited by Timmy35 on Friday 22 August 13:20

[rfn]

Caused a lot of damage to my forehead when younger falling off a bike. Two large scars there now.
A tooth (again, bike inflicted).

Nothing else, so far! *touch wood*

[BigJonMcQuimm]

ankle (L) - 4
ankle (R) - 3
wrist (L) - 3
wrist (R) - 2
arm (L) - 1

@rse - 1

knee caps - reconstructed
shoulder blades
collar bone
neck
skull fracture
ribs - 6/7
elbow (L) - 3
elbow (R) - 2

all snowboarding

fingers and nose too many time to count

[bob1179]

I've been reasonably lucky.

Cracked my skull open.
Broke three ribs.
Broken hand.
Broke a toe.
Broke my nose too.

Three of the above were done at the same time, don't mix beer with steep concrete steps...

[Digger.]

Failed to negotiate jumping off neighbours trampoline when they were away - snapped elbow!

Worst timing was breaking front tooth night before an oboe exam.

[smutbag]

BigJonMcQuimm said:

ankle (L) - 4
ankle (R) - 3
wrist (L) - 3
wrist (R) - 2
arm (L) - 1

@rse - 1

knee caps - reconstructed
shoulder blades
collar bone
neck
skull fracture
ribs - 6/7
elbow (L) - 3
elbow (R) - 2

all snowboarding

fingers and nose too many time to count

You must be a right ugly fker by now - but damm flexible in bed

Edited by smutbag on Friday 22 August 13:23

[BEN66]

For me:

Hip
foot
2 ribs
collar bone
cheek

most of which happened at the same time...

[DOOG]

Nose. 3 times
Wrist. Rightx2
Ankle. Left x1
Fingers. Right forefinger x1
Ribs. x2
Toes. Every toe on left foot.

[Einion Yrth]

Right arm 3 times (radius first time, radius and ulna twice since)
Left arm once (green stick)
Right clavicle.
Left fibula
Right great toe.
Various teeth at one time or another.

[shirt]

touch wood, nothing so far.

some close a few times, concusion etc., but i seem to swell up rather than break

[Dupont666]

toes via hockey
pretty sure knees from hockey too
collar bone (big oik tripping over step and pushing me down stairs)
ribs via a hockey ball

think that is it....

And i wonder why the gf thinks i should give up hockey???

[ofcorsa]

Nothing ever. despite competing in numerous martial arts for over 10 years, Inc wrestling and MMA. also taken up snowboarding.


( I now realise i will trip over some carpet in work and end up in a full body cast)

[Digger.]

BigJonMcQuimm said:

ankle (L) - 4
ankle (R) - 3
wrist (L) - 3
wrist (R) - 2
arm (L) - 1

@rse - 1

knee caps - reconstructed
shoulder blades
collar bone
neck
skull fracture
ribs - 6/7
elbow (L) - 3
elbow (R) - 2

all snowboarding

fingers and nose too many time to count

How many attempts does it take to get through airport metal-detectors?

Edited by Digger. on Friday 22 August 13:25

[ali_kat]

The ball socket of my jaw - fell of motorbike - still dislocates at inopportune moments causing agony

Toe - falling up some stairs in Thailand (drunk )

[satchbot]

Right little finger snapped back and permanently disabled
Left thumb smashed into barrier ice skating and now constantly stiff
Dent scar on forehead when I crawled into a plug as a baby

And knocked myself out once snowboarding

[Mr E]

Erm.

Dent in my skull - BMX meets lamp post.
Most of the ribs on my left side (didn't do my lung a lot of good either) - Mountain Bike meets tree
Pretty much every finger at some point, some several times - Basketball
Left arm (possibly twice)- Snowboard (possibly twice)
Left ankle - basketball

Think that's it.

[Emmapuma]

when i was little i broke:
both bones in both arms at the same time
then when they healed i broke my right arm
then when that healed i broke my left arm
my brother snapped my little finger bending it backwards
when i was 15 my horse stood on my toe and broke it, then stood on it again the bh

thats it so far, doing well at the minute nearly 23 and not broken anything else!

[Timmy35]

Broken ribs, do they hurt alot? Even just one? How long before you're up and about after breaking one? Just curious.