Burglar Hung

[Vesuvius 996]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...




Ha ha ha. Coont.

I'd have gone and fired up the soldering iron and burned the fooker a souvenir.

[Cara Van Man]

I'd have got me some 'medieval' on his ass.

[Shaw Tarse]

Can't he sue for distress caused?

[madrob6]

I do hope that's his blood on the window sill. Serves the little prick right.

How on earth did he managed to hang himself upside down in a window by his foot?

[off_again]

Now that's funny..... well found....

[hcanning]

Ahhahahaha

Edited by hcanning on Friday 22 August 13:59

[Chris71]

Awesome:

article said:

But no one believed his claim as a small crowd of onlookers gathered and began to mock him. Some even took pictures.

[robinhood21]

Well I've heard of poetic justice, but this looks more like acrobatic justice. Well found that man!

[Vesuvius 996]

Dog in Lock Stock said:

Steel.

I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 22 August 14:05

[Justayellowbadge]

Jesus. How fking hard is it to take a shoe off?

[Neil_H]

Shame it was around his neck though.

[ZR1cliff]

Cara Van Man said:

I'd have got me some 'medieval' on his ass.

Even better, at that angle you could've had him resuscitating your arse.
That'll teach the thieving toe rag.

[convert]

Justayellowbadge said:

Jesus. How fking hard is it to take a shoe off?

Are, but you're presuming he tied his own laces in the first place

[Cara Van Man]

ZR1cliff said:

Cara Van Man said:

I'd have got me some 'medieval' on his ass.

Even better, at that angle you could've had him resuscitating your arse.
That'll teach the thieving toe rag.

Damn little scrote. I'd have made him sorry he'd been born.

He'd have left mine as dog food.

[Justayellowbadge]

A 'chav-effect' kickbag. Every home should have one.

[Malx]

I wonder if the fact he was holding a hammer would be enough of a defence to allow the home owner to serve out some justice with a stick

[Justayellowbadge]

Cara Van Man said:

Damn little scrote. I'd have made him sorry he'd been born.

He'd have left mine as dog food.

CVM calls the office: "Lads, pop over will you? This is not an excercise. Bring a couple of the dog handlers.'

[minimatt1967]

Wow I was really suprised at what the chav burgular was wearing!

Edited by minimatt1967 on Friday 22 August 14:29

[mybrainhurts]

...dumb twaat

[Chrispy Porker]

He'll get off.
Lack of intent or somesuch.
He needs a good barrister Soovy.