silly hand shakes
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aussiebruce

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452 posts

221 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Just had this guy leave my office thrusting out his hand, 2 manly shakes and i let go, but no, that's not enough. He wants to intwine thumbs and for all i know we then have to touch elbows and punch each others fists standing on one leg!!!

Seriously, WTF is that all about and why???

TOENHEEL

4,501 posts

258 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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he wasnt a freemason was he??

Geronimo

626 posts

223 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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TOENHEEL said:
he wasnt a freemason was he??
That's a thumb on the knuckle.

The handshake this fella was offered was done by someone who is a cock.

TOENHEEL

4,501 posts

258 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Geronimo said:
TOENHEEL said:
he wasnt a freemason was he??
That's a thumb on the knuckle.

The handshake this fella was offered was done by someone who is a cock.
I know i was having a larrrrf

Mattygooner

5,304 posts

235 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Did he declare a thumb war?

tigger1

8,478 posts

252 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Mattygooner said:
Did he declare a thumb war?
Or was he just looking for a sword-fight?

mickk

30,526 posts

273 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Knee him in the bolioks, that soon stops those girly handshakes

Pigeon

18,535 posts

277 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Pretend you haven't seen him offering the handshake, scratch your arse deeply and thoroughly with a look of far-away reflection on your face, then after you've had a good dig, open your eyes, do a double-take and hold out your hand in return.

Shaolin

2,955 posts

220 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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I was once went to a job interview, at the end when I stood up and shook hands with the interviewers (3 of them) the one in the middle did a strange side to side rather than up and down handshake, none of them paid any attention or acknowledged it was odd. I've always wondered if it was some kind of secret handshake.

absolutely

3,168 posts

223 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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mickk said:
Knee him in the bolioks, that soon stops those girly handshakes
hehe I was thinking that! The creepy ones are the finger down the shirt sleeve, they seem to be more common nowadays than ever before.

mickk

30,526 posts

273 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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absolutely said:
mickk said:
Knee him in the bolioks, that soon stops those girly handshakes
hehe I was thinking that! The creepy ones are the finger down the shirt sleeve, they seem to be more common nowadays than ever before.
There just trying to steal your watch

qooqiiu

753 posts

228 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Is it because he is black lart?