Was I wrong to do this?

[tomTVR]

Was out last night round town with my mates enjoying a few sherrys. Had been working my way in there with this pretty girl at the club for ages and all seemed well. Mate not only cockblocks me several times but then later on as more booze had gone down made several attemts to pull her. Anyway i farted him down before he managed to achieve his goal which successfully dispersed the two of them and we didnt see her for the rest of the night. Bit harsh or should he have been a better mate?

[97octane]

Not good form, but had you agreed who was wingman for the duration?

[Pulse]

Hate it when mates cockblock you! Very annoying.

[Jon C]

tomTVR said:

Was out last night round town with my mates enjoying a few sherrys. Had been working my way in there with this pretty girl at the club for ages and all seemed well. Mate not only cockblocks me several times but then later on as more booze had gone down made several attemts to pull her. Anyway i farted him down before he managed to achieve his goal which successfully dispersed the two of them and we didnt see her for the rest of the night. Bit harsh or should he have been a better mate?

When I read that, for some reason my brain translated the text into these accents. Can't think why...

[jack_daniels]

Yes you were wrong..... it is never ok to drink sherry... EVER...!!!!

[Tonto]

I can vouch, this is how Tom speaks

[mybrainhurts]

And it's never ok to spell sherries sherrys....

[308mate]

Depends how good a mate he is. If he was your best mate, you should have left him to it or helped him. Better that one of you pulls her, than neither.

If he's just an acquaintance, the rule of thumb is thus:

If you cant steal it, ruin it. If you cant ruin it, steal it.

[Mrs Trackside]

If she'd have been interested in either of you, you be posting about this corker of a bird one of you pulled the other night.

Women do the choosing, not the blokes.

[Furberger]

Mrs Trackside said:

If she'd have been interested in either of you, you be posting about this corker of a bird one of you pulled the other night.

Women do the choosing, not the blokes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[tomTVR]

Mrs Trackside said:

If she'd have been interested in either of you, you be posting about this corker of a bird one of you pulled the other night.

Women do the choosing, not the blokes.

No the point of the post was that not about the girl, more him pushing in. The fact i blasted them both with a massive fart and then watched from the other side of the room as any potential intimacy between them was ruined - this was the point and im wondering it if was a tad mean!

[absolutely]

Tom, you did good. Some guys take it too far either way, one of them ends up getting beaten up.

[I.T.B]

tomTVR said:

Mrs Trackside said:

If she'd have been interested in either of you, you be posting about this corker of a bird one of you pulled the other night.

Women do the choosing, not the blokes.

No the point of the post was that not about the girl, more him pushing in. The fact i blasted them both with a massive fart and then watched from the other side of the room as any potential intimacy between them was ruined - this was the point and im wondering it if was a tad mean!

Are you twelve?

[tomTVR]

I.T.B said:

tomTVR said:

Mrs Trackside said:

If she'd have been interested in either of you, you be posting about this corker of a bird one of you pulled the other night.

Women do the choosing, not the blokes.

No the point of the post was that not about the girl, more him pushing in. The fact i blasted them both with a massive fart and then watched from the other side of the room as any potential intimacy between them was ruined - this was the point and im wondering it if was a tad mean!

Are you twelve?

No. Used to be 10 years ago but then again quite a lot of my mates were aswell as one point.

[I.T.B]

tomTVR said:

I.T.B said:

tomTVR said:

Mrs Trackside said:

If she'd have been interested in either of you, you be posting about this corker of a bird one of you pulled the other night.

Women do the choosing, not the blokes.

No the point of the post was that not about the girl, more him pushing in. The fact i blasted them both with a massive fart and then watched from the other side of the room as any potential intimacy between them was ruined - this was the point and im wondering it if was a tad mean!

Are you twelve?

No. Used to be 10 years ago but then again quite a lot of my mates were aswell as one point.

You say you blaster them with a massive fart to break them up, sounds very mature to me....no wonder she wants nothing to do with you.

Does your Mum still wipe your arse and pick you clothes in the morning?

[LotusACBC]

hahaha awesome!

[Taita]

I.T.B said:

tomTVR said:

I.T.B said:

tomTVR said:

Mrs Trackside said:

If she'd have been interested in either of you, you be posting about this corker of a bird one of you pulled the other night.

Women do the choosing, not the blokes.

No the point of the post was that not about the girl, more him pushing in. The fact i blasted them both with a massive fart and then watched from the other side of the room as any potential intimacy between them was ruined - this was the point and im wondering it if was a tad mean!

Are you twelve?

No. Used to be 10 years ago but then again quite a lot of my mates were aswell as one point.

You say you blaster them with a massive fart to break them up, sounds very mature to me....no wonder she wants nothing to do with you.

Does your Mum still wipe your arse and pick you clothes in the morning?

Farts always have, and always will be, funny as fk. In appropriate circumstances.

[kartmaster4213]

hey if your mate can't take the heat he should stay out of the kitchen
anyone caught cockblocking only deserves as good as he gives

[tomTVR]

I.T.B said:

You say you blaster them with a massive fart to break them up, sounds very mature to me....no wonder she wants nothing to do with you.

Au contraire my dear fellow you see this was the genius of the plan. Executed in such a way that she would have though he had done the deed and vice versa thus working perfectly.

[Jasandjules]

Translator please.