Help!!! I think I have turned Chav!
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The Black Duke said:
I am sitting in my office in Umbro Tracky Bottoms, a WKD T-Shirt and Airwalk pumps. I havn't been to the gym so, the question is have I turned Chav? If I have where can I get treatment and does it hurt?
yes, it's called a sexually transmitted disease. They are easy to contract. Just choose a club in any town high street with a name like 'Spangles' and within a short period of time you'll be calling out for treatment. My medical knowledge is not entirely up to date on current treatments - do they still use a heated wire thrust into a place where a heated wire should not go? It will hurt.drivin_me_nuts said:
The Black Duke said:
I am sitting in my office in Umbro Tracky Bottoms, a WKD T-Shirt and Airwalk pumps. I havn't been to the gym so, the question is have I turned Chav? If I have where can I get treatment and does it hurt?
yes, it's called a sexually transmitted disease. They are easy to contract. Just choose a club in any town high street with a name like 'Spangles' and within a short period of time you'll be calling out for treatment. My medical knowledge is not entirely up to date on current treatments - do they still use a heated wire thrust into a place where a heated wire should not go? It will hurt.The Black Duke said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
The Black Duke said:
I am sitting in my office in Umbro Tracky Bottoms, a WKD T-Shirt and Airwalk pumps. I havn't been to the gym so, the question is have I turned Chav? If I have where can I get treatment and does it hurt?
yes, it's called a sexually transmitted disease. They are easy to contract. Just choose a club in any town high street with a name like 'Spangles' and within a short period of time you'll be calling out for treatment. My medical knowledge is not entirely up to date on current treatments - do they still use a heated wire thrust into a place where a heated wire should not go? It will hurt.Dogwatch said:
The Black Duke said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
The Black Duke said:
I am sitting in my office in Umbro Tracky Bottoms, a WKD T-Shirt and Airwalk pumps. I havn't been to the gym so, the question is have I turned Chav? If I have where can I get treatment and does it hurt?
yes, it's called a sexually transmitted disease. They are easy to contract. Just choose a club in any town high street with a name like 'Spangles' and within a short period of time you'll be calling out for treatment. My medical knowledge is not entirely up to date on current treatments - do they still use a heated wire thrust into a place where a heated wire should not go? It will hurt.
The Black Duke said:
I am sitting in my office in Umbro Tracky Bottoms, a WKD T-Shirt and Airwalk pumps. I havn't been to the gym so, the question is have I turned Chav? If I have where can I get treatment and does it hurt?
Treatment as follows.1. Gerry Can
2. Petrol at 1.09 at your local garage to fill the gerry can
3. 1 box of matches
4. place all clothes of the ned(chav) culture into a bundle on a concrete surface
5. Empty the gerry can on the clothes and light the match and place on the clothes
6. Repeat until the need for buckfast is gone.
Well, I see no references to "Innit, Bruv, Ciggies or Tenants Super" so I don't think you are beyond help.
Also, are your children called any of the following:
Chelsea, Mercedes, or any name which used to be normal but has a few letters changed to have the same sound, but a different spelling.
Also, are your children called any of the following:
Chelsea, Mercedes, or any name which used to be normal but has a few letters changed to have the same sound, but a different spelling.
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