Those flippin bints on Sky 1 late at night
Those flippin bints on Sky 1 late at night
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Kinky

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39,944 posts

300 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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After midnight on some Sky channels (usually during Road Wars), the whole of the advert breaks are taken up with this pathetic 'mobile dating' crap. And every single ad comprises of these same 3 bints poncing around with a mobile phone, trying to look sexy and seductive.

In the early days of these ads they were in some cheap nasty flat; then some dodgy winebar; and ending up in some naff cheapo gym.

Anyway - it looks like they've upped their game a bit - as the latest 'batch' of ads - which I've seen tonight, seems to be filmed in Spain or France.

Do they really annoy and irritate anyone else - or is it just me?

And what I really want to know - is there anyone idiotic enough to believe all this crap?

K

P.S. - It's obvious their marketing works - as I'm talking about it - even though it's negative

The Count

3,417 posts

294 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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These ads aren't kinky enough for my liking.

Stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

241 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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I had the same thought too when I saw it, not one of them are sexy. They are plane ok to look at but clearly nervous on camera and with no understanding on acting like a cock hungry we/seductive. Look like 16/17 years old probably plucked from college on a promise of getting on TV and now being pumped ragged by some croation tv film crew

Sheets Tabuer

21,505 posts

246 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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You sound bitter, do you secretly wish they were with you?


Oh feck you are a mod, yeah I agree, damn bhes they should ban them all....

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Saturday 23 August 01:55

Kinky

Original Poster:

39,944 posts

300 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Sheets Tabuer said:
You sound bitter, do you secretly wish they were with you?
censored go - not in cat in hells chance nono

I'm just more curious that there's anyone out there that is really that stupid to think they can pull top totty like that. Obviously, there must be a lot of mugs - otherwise they'd not be buying such large chunks of tv time.


Kinky

Original Poster:

39,944 posts

300 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Oh feck you are a mod, yeah I agree, damn bhes they should ban them all....
hehe

They just really irritate me - just like those feckin DFS ads with the 'Rock Star' song mad

K

Sheets Tabuer

21,505 posts

246 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Kinky said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
You sound bitter, do you secretly wish they were with you?
censored go - not in cat in hells chance nono

I'm just more curious that there's anyone out there that is really that stupid to think they can pull top totty like that. Obviously, there must be a lot of mugs - otherwise they'd not be buying such large chunks of tv time.
they are not top totty they would get up the stick by the 1st tt who walked past,

By the way you can pull top totty by talking to them it seems fit birds don't have people talk to them cos the blokes think they are out of their league.

Stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

241 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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sky two, ugly sgs talking about sex on the job

Hollywood Wheels

3,689 posts

261 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Kinky said:

just like those feckin DFS ads with the 'Rock Star' song mad
yes My personal most hated advert of late. The song is utter st too, destined to be sung by middle aged men the world over who think it's 'rock'.

Silent1

19,762 posts

266 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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That's why Sky+ is the television equivalent of Cillit Bang, you get to a slow bit hit the fast forward button and BANG the wes are gone biggrin

Kinky

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39,944 posts

300 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Yup - absolutely ..... Sky+ is the dogs danglies yes

Poledriver

29,613 posts

225 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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With the way it's portrayed, I've always thought that they were lesbo-dating ads, they seem to be calling each other!

Sheets Tabuer

21,505 posts

246 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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I am in love with the brown haired one in the adverts, god she's fit biggrin

this one....

http://www.dfs.co.uk/tv_streaming_1.php

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Saturday 23 August 03:19

KingRichard

10,146 posts

263 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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You mean I haven't been texting 'Sharon, who lives in my area' all night at £1.50 a text?

bds

Poledriver

29,613 posts

225 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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KingRichard said:
You mean I haven't been texting 'Sharon, who lives in my area' all night at £1.50 a text?

bds
Oh!.......It was YOU!

KingRichard

10,146 posts

263 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Poledriver said:
KingRichard said:
You mean I haven't been texting 'Sharon, who lives in my area' all night at £1.50 a text?

bds
Oh!.......It was YOU!
But... but... b-but you??!!

irked

Poledriver

29,613 posts

225 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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KingRichard said:
Poledriver said:
KingRichard said:
You mean I haven't been texting 'Sharon, who lives in my area' all night at £1.50 a text?

bds
Oh!.......It was YOU!
But... but... b-but you??!!

irked
Talking to someone I know who runs some of these sites, only about 25% of the "hotties" are women! And only about 1% of the 25% are hotties!

Funk

27,775 posts

240 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Sheets Tabuer said:
I am in love with the brown haired one in the adverts, god she's fit biggrin

this one....

http://www.dfs.co.uk/tv_streaming_1.php

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Saturday 23 August 03:19
She has hints of a 'young Liz Hurley' about her. Y'know, the 'Vanessa Kensington' days. cloud9

Jasandjules

72,673 posts

260 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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The bottom line is they must make a fortune, which means there are many, many sad f***ers out there calling these damn things.

I've seen text lines (at £1.50 a week or something) which texts you your horoscopes. Now, if that isn't a waste of money, I don't know what is. But then, how many people sit there waiting for their stars to tell them what to do this week via the mobile....

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

235 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Kinky said:
After midnight on some Sky channels (usually during Road Wars), the whole of the advert breaks are taken up with this pathetic 'mobile dating' crap. And every single ad comprises of these same 3 bints poncing around with a mobile phone, trying to look sexy and seductive.

In the early days of these ads they were in some cheap nasty flat; then some dodgy winebar; and ending up in some naff cheapo gym.

Anyway - it looks like they've upped their game a bit - as the latest 'batch' of ads - which I've seen tonight, seems to be filmed in Spain or France.

Do they really annoy and irritate anyone else - or is it just me?

And what I really want to know - is there anyone idiotic enough to believe all this crap?

K
While you may hate these ads you must ask the question who are these adverts aimed at?

Then when would you expect these folk to be watching telly and what kind of programs would they watch?

Which brings you to the real question of why are you seeing these ads. Are you also a sad lonely slightly socially dysfunctional person