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'Fanny Batter' Citroen Ax
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advert said:
Q: if you squint at the pics will it make the vancar look good?
A: Oddly enough I've been squinting for years after a life time of being a vancar................owner. You don't need to squint to appreciate the quintessential, effervescent, multi-agricultural beauty that is this vancar. The effete engine will efficaciously eminate eleemosynary enchantments of hidden power as you waft along country byroads laughing at the simpletons in their lesser automobiles. Buying this vancar is like all your dreams come true. You worse dreams that is. But I digress. I've always digged gress, gress is really cool. Chin chinnery, chin chinnery, chin, chin chinan, please Doctor Chin won't you bid on my van?
A: Oddly enough I've been squinting for years after a life time of being a vancar................owner. You don't need to squint to appreciate the quintessential, effervescent, multi-agricultural beauty that is this vancar. The effete engine will efficaciously eminate eleemosynary enchantments of hidden power as you waft along country byroads laughing at the simpletons in their lesser automobiles. Buying this vancar is like all your dreams come true. You worse dreams that is. But I digress. I've always digged gress, gress is really cool. Chin chinnery, chin chinnery, chin, chin chinan, please Doctor Chin won't you bid on my van?
Edited by lunchbox on Sunday 24th August 14:39
Do u typ lik dis? Av sum ov ur lttrs dissapered ov ur keebord? Do u an ur M8s send ech ovr txt msags lik dis and 2 uver ppl 2?
Well don't bother asking me any questions because you'll either get no response or be deservedly ridiculed. I'm using some of the proceeds of this listing to fund my new campaign to ban 'text talk'.
Well don't bother asking me any questions because you'll either get no response or be deservedly ridiculed. I'm using some of the proceeds of this listing to fund my new campaign to ban 'text talk'.
Absolute sheer genius I already want to buy stuff from this man.
Ebay Ad said:
Do u typ lik dis? Av sum ov ur lttrs dissapered ov ur keebord? Do u an ur M8s send ech ovr txt msags lik dis and 2 uver ppl 2?
Well don't bother asking me any questions because you'll either get no response or be deservedly ridiculed. I'm using some of the proceeds of this listing to fund my new campaign to ban 'text talk'.
Typing EXcremenT To Anyone LiKe thIS FOR Me OR anyONe Stinks.
Well don't bother asking me any questions because you'll either get no response or be deservedly ridiculed. I'm using some of the proceeds of this listing to fund my new campaign to ban 'text talk'.
Typing EXcremenT To Anyone LiKe thIS FOR Me OR anyONe Stinks.
whitechief said:
Do u typ lik dis? Av sum ov ur lttrs dissapered ov ur keebord? Do u an ur M8s send ech ovr txt msags lik dis and 2 uver ppl 2?
Well don't bother asking me any questions because you'll either get no response or be deservedly ridiculed. I'm using some of the proceeds of this listing to fund my new campaign to ban 'text talk'.
Ignoring the fact he uses text speak in his header!Well don't bother asking me any questions because you'll either get no response or be deservedly ridiculed. I'm using some of the proceeds of this listing to fund my new campaign to ban 'text talk'.
t cars should be like this one.Cheers VIP and thanks to all for the comments. This, erm, 'wonderful' thing is mine and I've had a ball with the listing so far. Had some monumentally funny questions and comments, some of which I couldn't post on the listing as they were far too close to the knuckle 
Oh, I used 'text talk' at the top of the listing attempting to be ironic. Anyhow any futher questions please ask via eBay but if you swear I cannot respond on there sorry.
Oh, I used 'text talk' at the top of the listing attempting to be ironic. Anyhow any futher questions please ask via eBay but if you swear I cannot respond on there sorry.
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