Air Celebrity on ITV2

[Tony*T3]

On the radio they were talkin ablout upcoming 'reality' TV show Air Celebrrity.

'Celebs' (z listers and even below) take over trolly dolly duties on Monarch routes. Minor celebs also on board as celeb passengers.

think Chico, Lisa Scott Lee, Jonny Shental, Kenzie and Tamara Beckwith...

Maybe they should rename 'Car Crash Tele' to 'Plane Crash tele'

[Jasandjules]

Where is a Terrorist when you need one..........

Seriously? They are putting Celebs as cabin crew? Will Travolta be flying the fecker?

[Cara Van Man]

Tony*T3 said:

think Chico, Lisa Scott Lee, Jonny Shental, Kenzie and Tamara Beckwith...

and at this point i have made the conscious decision not to watch.

[anonymous-user]

"celebrity"

noun
1. a widely known person
2. the state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed

[parakitaMol.]

What about a PH reality show?

Or did someone suggest that once before?

GroundHead Day

[rhinochopig]

Here's hoping for some snakes on the plane.

[TonyHetherington]

My girlfriend's flying to alicante in a couple of weeks with Monarch - she's somewhat worried!!

[Simpo Two]

pablo said:

"celebrity"

noun
1. a widely known person
2. the state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed

Rgerttably now it's

1. somebody who had a bit part in Casualty in 2001. You can just see them there, behind the... no, they've gone.

2. somebody who came second in X-factor


It would seem that 'celebrity' and 'cretin' are approaching synonymity.

[Chris71]

Jasandjules said:

Where is a Terrorist when you need one..........

[Blue Meanie]

So instead of any decent service on the plane, you'll get a camera crew bumping into you, and some loud mouthed extrovert idiot being 'keerrazy' for the sake of it... Sounds fantastic. i wonder if you get a discount for being on that flight?

[minimax]

Tony*T3 said:

On the radio they were talkin ablout upcoming 'reality' TV show Air Celebrrity.

'Celebs' (z listers and even below) take over trolly dolly duties on Monarch routes. Minor celebs also on board as celeb passengers.

think Chico, Lisa Scott Lee, Jonny Shental, Kenzie and Tamara Beckwith...

Maybe they should rename 'Car Crash Tele' to 'Plane Crash tele'

I had to google those names to find out who they are (were?) - why do people put these things on tv?

it's as if the lower down the production food chain you go, the fewer "fame points" these people are worth, the more "celebrities" you find.. like having 50 Daewoo Nexia GLXi's on your drive makes you as cool as having one LP560...

[Cheeky Jim]

Moyles was talking about it this morning...

I nearly crashed the car laughing at the 'celebrity' names

What sort of imbecilic cretins run TV Production Company's that think we actually want to watch this sort of utter ste?

And more to the point, what sort of imbecilic cretins are the controllers of TV Channels that actually give them airtime.... fack me, it's dreadful..

And you wonder why Dave TV is like the 4th most watched channel and all they show is repeats of albeit decent programmes from years gone by...

[mel]

What time is it?

[TonyHetherington]

mel said:

What time is it?

It's 8:40.

No no, what time is it?

[DeadMeat_UK]

TonyHetherington said:

My girlfriend's flying to alicante in a couple of weeks with Monarch - she's somewhat worried!!

She should be, have you ever been to Alicante ?

[mel]

TonyHetherington said:

mel said:

What time is it?

It's 8:40.

No no, what time is it?

It was more like 7.15 actually because I was nearly at work

[anonymous-user]

Blue Meanie said:

So instead of any decent service on the plane, you'll get a camera crew bumping into you, and some loud mouthed extrovert idiot being 'keerrazy' for the sake of it... Sounds fantastic. i wonder if you get a discount for being on that flight?

its Monarch airlines so no one will notice a difference....

[Blue Meanie]

never been Monarch.. Is it uber-hideous?

[clonmult]

Blue Meanie said:

never been Monarch.. Is it uber-hideous?

My memories of flying with Monarch .... sardines have more leg room, and I'm sure that the next flight on Ryan Air felt like flying first class in comparison.

[Steameh]

I'd hate the be the flight deck crew on one of these flights.

Wouldnt the camera men make emergency evactuations of the aircraft dificult?