Dumping.......what's your style/ tips?

[Timmy35]

Erm.....just wondering as you do. What's the various styles people on here adopt when it's time to do the dastardly deed and ditch a woman?

Face to face? Phone, text, carrier pigeon? And what excuse? You're too fat/smelly, I want to bum someone else, it's me not you, I have herpies, look there's a plane ( then run off ).

Me I use an axe and try not to hit myself

[Dupont666]

You looking for inspiration?

[lazyitus]

I squat and heave, normally.

Unless its a Sunday, post curry. I take my time and let it slither out.

[rich1231]

I book a holiday with an ex or the new one, usually gives clear message.

[NickFRP]

a good old cu*t punch does the job!

[Mike400]

usually load into black bin-bags, fold the seats down in the car, and drive straight to the civic amenity site....






works for household rubbish too....

[CrashTD]

text her and say your dead.

[I.T.B]

Welcom to Dumpsville....Population you.....followed by her slapping you and kneeing you in the wedding veg

[The Ben]

Well I always thought that treating them badly so they dump you was a good one, until I tried it, and it made her more needy and wasnted me more... I think the whole making her feel insecure was the problem... I dont recomend it... So erm... Sending her a video message of you nailing a fitter girl, paying particular attention to her better tits and tighter down belows... That should just about do it!!!

Or tell her face to face...

[bob1179]

'Welcome to Dumpsville baby, population, you.'

Good old Homer Simpson offers up another pearl of wisdom for us to follow...

[bob1179]

I.T.B said:

Welcom to Dumpsville....Population you.....followed by her slapping you and kneeing you in the wedding veg

Great minds my friend, great minds...

[zelbo]

I can tell you how not to do it, after she has cooked you a special meal and brought you your fav bottle of wine ! ...... it just sort of blurted it out, really should have given it more thought.

[Timmy35]

The Ben said:

Well I always thought that treating them badly so they dump you was a good one, until I tried it, and it made her more needy and wasnted me more... I think the whole making her feel insecure was the problem... I dont recomend it... So erm... Sending her a video message of you nailing a fitter girl, paying particular attention to her better tits and tighter down belows... That should just about do it!!!

Or tell her face to face...

Yes. ......I like this one.

[sleep envy]

do it with flowers, send them a wreath

[V8mate]

Hmmn - I though this thread wanted responses like 'sitting', 'hovering', 'in the garden', 'in my adult nappy' etc

[rabw]

The Ben said:

Well I always thought that treating them badly so they dump you was a good one, until I tried it, and it made her more needy and wasnted me more... I think the whole making her feel insecure was the problem... I dont recomend it... So erm... Sending her a video message of you nailing a fitter girl, paying particular attention to her better tits and tighter down belows... That should just about do it!!!

Or tell her face to face...

There is something to be said for this. You're more likely to be able to get rid of her by being overly keen than just not giving a st.

[shadowninja]

CrashTD said:

text her and say your dead.

Are death threats wise? Ohhh, you meant...

[308mate]

Walk up to her on a night out with her mates and say
"All those of you with boyfriends, take two steps forward." When she moves say "Where are you going poppet?"

You will then also have an idea of which of her mates is single, giving you an immediate new target.

Edited by 308mate on Tuesday 26th August 17:04

[Justayellowbadge]

Depends on the response you want.

If your intention is to leave them utterly devasted and pretty much unable to face life in any shape or form, I'd advise texting.

I can get the exact wording my wife used if it will help.

[Munter]

Say it with hookers. High class ones obviously. One on each arm should do it. In fact why have a dog and bark yourself. Get them to tell her.