Ridiculous signs!

[srebbe64]

I saw one on a bus today which said 'Do not enter while doors are shut'. I took a photo of it on my mobile and will post it when I get home!

Anyway, what's the dumbest sign you've seen?

[E31Shrew]

A packet of peanuts with the words" Warning...may contain nuts"

Also I cant bear cereal packets with serving suggestions on. Two Shredded wheat in a bowl with sugar and milk on. Novel!

[XJSJohn]

On the take away coffee cups from Starbucks - "Caution - contents may be hot"

and this one is quite common out here ...

[Einion Yrth]

E31Shrew said:

A packet of peanuts with the words" Warning...may contain nuts"

You do know that peanuts aren't actually nuts don't you?

[E31Shrew]

Cor blimey...you're right!

[Jasandjules]

Secret Nuclear Bunker?
Speed Kills?

Edited by Jasandjules on Thursday 28th August 08:18

[SpydieNut]

Great Britan

[Timmy35]

Einion Yrth said:

E31Shrew said:

A packet of peanuts with the words" Warning...may contain nuts"

You do know that peanuts aren't actually nuts don't you?

Would it be cruel to offer the guy in the office with a 'nut allergy' a bite of my peanut butter sandwich today, then point this out as he's writhing about on the floor?

[matchmaker]

On a carton of milk - "warning, contains milk"

[Einion Yrth]

Timmy35 said:

Einion Yrth said:

E31Shrew said:

A packet of peanuts with the words" Warning...may contain nuts"

You do know that peanuts aren't actually nuts don't you?

Would it be cruel to offer the guy in the office with a 'nut allergy' a bite of my peanut butter sandwich today, then point this out as he's writhing about on the floor?

He may well be allergic to peanuts, many are, but they remain legumes.

edited 'cause the keyboard on this lappy hates 'r's

Edited by Einion Yrth on Thursday 28th August 08:48

[Roadru77er]

Bought some razor blades

Had one of those secuity tag thingies with a "warning"

"REMOVE BEFORE MICROWAVING"

[PaulHogan]

This strikes me as a particularly useless speed limit - and therefore a ridiculous sign

[walm]

There is a speed camera sign on my street...

20 yards from the end of the street, which is a T-junction with a main road.
Those 20 yards contain a massive speed bump.
There is no speed camera in those 20 yards.
The nearest speed camera is half a mile away, after a left turn, a roundabout, and a stretch of dual carriageway.

I cannot, for the life of me, fathom the purpose of this speed camera sign.

[Poledriver]

We already knew that!

[Silverbullet767]

Poledriver said:

We already knew that!

You bugger! Everytime I see that sign im going to think that!

[Zod]

E31Shrew said:

Also I cant bear cereal packets with serving suggestions on. Two Shredded wheat in a bowl with sugar and milk on. Novel!

That's because they are worried that people will complain that they didn't get milk, sugar and a bowl in the packet.

[Big Rod]

Silverbullet767 said:

Poledriver said:

We already knew that!

You bugger! Everytime I see that sign im going to think that!

Always wanted to tippex 'are' in the middle of that sign since I was about 8 years old!

The one that had me absolutely wetting myself with laughter was the legal 'No smoking' sign in the single occupancy portaloo thing a year or so ago. Who are you going to harm if you spark one up in there?

Edited to remove 18 month old daughter's attempts to correct my formatting.

Edited by Big Rod on Thursday 28th August 10:03

[Silverbullet767]

XJSJohn said:

On the take away coffee cups from Starbucks - "Caution - contents may be hot"

and this one is quite common out here ...

Whos that for??

[audidoody]

"UK BORDER"

now at an airport near you.

No, it's not a 'border' you fktard, We're an island. There is no fck' border.

[Rod Rammage]

I bought some fish last night, with a warning on the back that it contains fish.

Amazing, really.