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The wife and I are going to a concert tonight which we had a couple of spare tickets for. So the invite goes out to my brother in-law, do you and a lady want to come.
He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.
He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.
Si 330 said:
The wife and I are going to a concert tonight which we had a couple of spare tickets for. So the invite goes out to my brother in-law, do you and a lady want to come.
He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.
A must get on to a conversation about classic cars and then I have always wanted ago in a classic Excort Mk1 :-)He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.
e' in instead. Should work.Si 330 said:
The wife and I are going to a concert tonight which we had a couple of spare tickets for. So the invite goes out to my brother in-law, do you and a lady want to come.
He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.
Nice.He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.
Maybe one day he'll tell you about the time he bummed your wife, you never know.
Si 330 said:
doesn't brother in law give it away.
It gives away the fact that if it falls on it's face and you do end up with tears from the girl and embarassment for all concerned, you will:A) Be confined to the sofa for a very, very long time.
B) Never be allowed near your lady's family members again.
C) Possibly leave the evening with a black eye.
D) All of the above.
Cara Van Man said:
Si 330 said:
Don't think he would want to do that to his sister.
doesn't brother in law give it away.
You never know though eh?doesn't brother in law give it away.
"Could you pass the salt, oh and by the way, I bummed your wife when we were kids. These potatoes are cooked to perfection"
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