But the sofa isn't on fire...

[HRG]

Don't you just hate it when kids say that

There I am relaxing outdoors 'avin a fag when my youngest comes out "Dad, there were sparks coming out of my laptop, but the sofa isn't on fire"

fk a doodle do, I shot in the house and fortunately it had shorted itself open circuit... Either way, I think she's just taken a year off my life expectancy.

Kids, you gotta love 'em.

Because for some reason you're not allowed to kill them!

[GTIR]

HRG said:

.. I shot in the house...

Before or after you went outside for a fag?

Edited by GTIR on Friday 29th August 16:31

[Scott328i]

GTIR said:

HRG said:

.. I shot in the house...

Before or after you went outside for a fag?

Edited by GTIR on Friday 29th August 16:31

You are the shorpshire murderer AICM5P

[sleep envy]

next they'll be saying 'but the garage isn't on fire'

[LukeBird]

HRG said:

There I am relaxing outdoors 'avin a fag

[HRG]

sleep envy said:

next they'll be saying 'but the garage isn't on fire'

The house is one thing, but the garage

[sleep envy]

HRG said:

sleep envy said:

next they'll be saying 'but the garage isn't on fire'

The house is one thing, but the garage

I can imagine - those calendars are irriplacable

[Stamp]

HRG said:

Either way, I think she's just taken a year off my life expectancy.

I think the fags are doing that for you!

[Jasandjules]

HRG said:

Don't you just hate it when kids say that

Do kids say "but the sofa isn't on fire" then? Never heard that before.

Of course, when my sister got a chemistry set, we did hear "the sofa's on fire" once......

[King Herald]

I've never, ever, ever heard anybody say 'but the sofa isn't on fire'.

[Xenocide]

King Herald said:

I've never, ever, ever heard anybody say 'but the sofa isn't on fire'.

Say it outloud then you'll have heard one person say it.

[HRG]

King Herald said:

I've never, ever, ever heard anybody say 'but the sofa isn't on fire'.

I have now