***OFFICIAL ASK YOUR ELDERS THREAD***
***OFFICIAL ASK YOUR ELDERS THREAD***
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LotusACBC

Original Poster:

2,591 posts

314 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Okay fella's, I was thinking maybe we can get a good question and answer post going based on those who are older than yourself, and of course the purpose is for those older to share their sage and wisdom with us younger guys - The gradiose purpose of course is to hear it from someone else who lived it so that we can avert danger or bad decisions in our own life. Or we may come to find that we can make the RIGHT decision on something we always wanted to know about.

So, post your age and your question. Those older feel free to chime in and give us some advice!!

I'll go first.

I am 27 years next month (Sept 21st) and I have been with my girlfriend for 7 years on the same date. I cannot believe how fast 7 years has gone, because truthfully it feels like last year I was sleeping many a college girl. The irony of course is that I met my girlfriend the last semester of college. She doesnt know it, but I was sleeping with two other girls who just started their first semester at said college. But, once the semester finished, (which was only about 3 months since I met my girlfriend) we have been together ever since.

Now, at the time I truly did feel like 'settling' down some, especially being that I must concentrate on my financial field of interest (the purpose I went to college in the first place) and certainly didnt have half the time to shag chicks the way I did when I was in school.

But, and its a BIG but I think - For the past 2-3 years, but especially the last year I have been one horny SOB, i'll admit it. Just about any woman that is half decent looking passing by I HAVE to turn my head and stare directly at their ass. And of course I have sex with them in my head, all in a matter of 1 second the time it takes to imagine what nailing her from behind would look like. Now, if an extremely gorgeous girl walks by, or rather lets use this as a better example. The other night I was out at a well known bar/club in my area with just the guys (we all have girlfriends now mind you) and a 2 girls caught our attention, two beautiful girls, two half drunk girls. Well, they come on strong and I knew I could have nailed one of them. BUT, the moment we got to talking, the moment I knew if it went any further I would have no self control and end up doing something I may regret, I quickly ruined it for myself with this - "My girlfriend will be here any minute, sorry. Your very pretty, but, yeah, sorry"

Now, long history aside, my question for the elders (40 yrs old and up), does it get any easier? Will my cock stop leading my life. I sincerely feel like a GREAT part of my existence is yearning to have sex with many, many, MANY women!

Now look, dont get me wrong, I LOVE my girl and I will be the first to brag about our sex life. I mean we have one seriously hot and near limitless sex life. However, I guess it is like anything else you know, familiarity leads to being stagnant. (okay maybe not with cars but certainly with women).

Quick memo points before you reply:
1. I am happy with my girl. great sex life, great relationship, great personality.
2. No replies of swinging or having a 2nd girl come into our sex life, unfortnately I ruined that for myself a few years ago (dont ask)
3. Yes I love her, no im not bored with her.
4. My penis runs 3/4 of my life

Isoproturon1

3,640 posts

231 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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LotusACBC said:

4. My penis is 3/4" of my life
EFA.

gib6933

5,278 posts

261 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Worst iv got a fantastic sex life thread ever smile

Albert Bridge

896 posts

223 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Are you LotusRyan perchance?

LotusACBC

Original Poster:

2,591 posts

314 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Iso - LOL that didnt come off right

Albert - no, sorry.

polus

4,343 posts

255 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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WTF did you think the internet was for? Car forums?

m3ser

2,056 posts

242 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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And this is BEFORE you have kids nono

May God have mercy on your soul

LotusACBC

Original Poster:

2,591 posts

314 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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m3ser said:
And this is BEFORE you have kids nono

May God have mercy on your soul
I dont like the sound of that...

Swilly

9,699 posts

304 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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LotusACBC said:
Quick memo points before you reply:
1. I am happy with my girl. great sex life, great relationship, great personality.
2. No replies of swinging or having a 2nd girl come into our sex life, unfortnately I ruined that for myself a few years ago (dont ask)
3. Yes I love her, no im not bored with her.
4. My penis runs 3/4 of my life
Ok son, im 67 so im qualified to give you some advice..... your a great big kunt now shut tthe fook up !! hehe

LotusACBC

Original Poster:

2,591 posts

314 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Thanks Swilly, LOL, I think... Oh wait, I get it now. hahahahahah


Now look, i seriously wish they made something for men to keep horniness down. I may very well be the first man to wish he didnt have a penis...AT TIMES.... I mean it is seriously disrupting my life.

LotusACBC

Original Poster:

2,591 posts

314 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Either this is the wrong time of day to be posting such questions, or there are a whole lot of youngens on this board LOL

LotusACBC

Original Poster:

2,591 posts

314 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Or I am the only one living this nightmare and I am really a psychopath... Say it aint so. Surely someone else, the masses of men I would suspect have the same trouble. I will be the first to term it... Cock Condemnation. Yes, will Webster accept such a thing?

BigLepton

5,042 posts

231 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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LotusACBC said:
I am happy with my girl.
No you are not or you wouldn't have started this thread.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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LotusACBC said:
I have been with my girlfriend for 7 years on the same date
That's one bloody laborious date....

Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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I'd just like to point out that you've wasted the best years of your life.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Olf said:
I'd just like to point out that you've wasted the best years of your life.
No he hasn't, it's people who sprog in their 20s who waste it. Well, who sprog before they're 40. fk it, who sprog at all. He seems to have spent the time shagging, can't see any problem with that.

Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Pigeon said:
Olf said:
I'd just like to point out that you've wasted the best years of your life.
No he hasn't, it's people who sprog in their 20s who waste it. Well, who sprog before they're 40. fk it, who sprog at all. He seems to have spent the time shagging, can't see any problem with that.
We'll agree to differ then. Having done it I'd say your 20's are not a good time for deep and meaningfuls.

jessica

6,321 posts

282 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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LotusACBC said:
Okay fella's, I was thinking maybe we can get a good question and answer post going based on those who are older than yourself, and of course the purpose is for those older to share their sage and wisdom with us younger guys - The gradiose purpose of course is to hear it from someone else who lived it so that we can avert danger or bad decisions in our own life. Or we may come to find that we can make the RIGHT decision on something we always wanted to know about.

So, post your age and your question. Those older feel free to chime in and give us some advice!!

I'll go first.

I am 27 years next month (Sept 21st) and I have been with my girlfriend for 7 years on the same date. I cannot believe how fast 7 years has gone, because truthfully it feels like last year I was sleeping many a college girl. The irony of course is that I met my girlfriend the last semester of college. She doesnt know it, but I was sleeping with two other girls who just started their first semester at said college. But, once the semester finished, (which was only about 3 months since I met my girlfriend) we have been together ever since.

Now, at the time I truly did feel like 'settling' down some, especially being that I must concentrate on my financial field of interest (the purpose I went to college in the first place) and certainly didnt have half the time to shag chicks the way I did when I was in school.

But, and its a BIG but I think - For the past 2-3 years, but especially the last year I have been one horny SOB, i'll admit it. Just about any woman that is half decent looking passing by I HAVE to turn my head and stare directly at their ass. And of course I have sex with them in my head, all in a matter of 1 second the time it takes to imagine what nailing her from behind would look like. Now, if an extremely gorgeous girl walks by, or rather lets use this as a better example. The other night I was out at a well known bar/club in my area with just the guys (we all have girlfriends now mind you) and a 2 girls caught our attention, two beautiful girls, two half drunk girls. Well, they come on strong and I knew I could have nailed one of them. BUT, the moment we got to talking, the moment I knew if it went any further I would have no self control and end up doing something I may regret, I quickly ruined it for myself with this - "My girlfriend will be here any minute, sorry. Your very pretty, but, yeah, sorry"

Now, long history aside, my question for the elders (40 yrs old and up), does it get any easier? Will my cock stop leading my life. I sincerely feel like a GREAT part of my existence is yearning to have sex with many, many, MANY women!

Now look, dont get me wrong, I LOVE my girl and I will be the first to brag about our sex life. I mean we have one seriously hot and near limitless sex life. However, I guess it is like anything else you know, familiarity leads to being stagnant. (okay maybe not with cars but certainly with women).

Quick memo points before you reply:
1. I am happy with my girl. great sex life, great relationship, great personality.
2. No replies of swinging or having a 2nd girl come into our sex life, unfortnately I ruined that for myself a few years ago (dont ask)
3. Yes I love her, no im not bored with her.
4. My penis runs 3/4 of my life
you are a man you have a penis and you will look at women. If you are truly happy then you wont jeapordize that relationship for a quick fumble.

ali_kat

32,155 posts

251 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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jessica said:
ou are a man you have a penis and you will look at women. If you are truly happy then you of couirse you will jeapordize that relationship for a quick fumble.
EFA thumbup

Chainguy

4,381 posts

230 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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A wise man once said that the male sexual urge was like being chained to a maniac. Or something like that.

He wasn't wrong.