Please take some time to read this

[SlipStream77]

It's the St John Ambulance page on first aid.

http://www.sja.org.uk/sja/first-aid-advice/lifesav...

If enough people can learn a few things from here such as CPR, we at PH may be able to save a life or two.

Thanks

[anonymous-user]

oohh, good ide... scccccc gargh... arh sccc cccc ccc [eyes roll back]

fffffffffffffffffffffff [keyboard warrior equivalent of head on horn]

[Sam_68]

fk me... it's bad enough not being able to go down the pub without some bloody do-gooder shaking a tin in your face.

It'll be fking Jehovah's Witnesses next...

[Technonotice]

Sam_68 said:

without some bloody do-gooder shaking a tin in your face.

[elster]

SlipStream77 said:

It's the St John Ambulance page on first aid.

http://www.sja.org.uk/sja/first-aid-advice/lifesav...

If enough people can learn a few things from here such as CPR, we at PH may be able to save a life or two.

Thanks

A few frends work for Ambulance Service. They hate people who think they know what they are doing. Doing more harm tham good.

Over confidence with amateur medics has never and will never be a good thing.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

DangerousMike said:

oohh, good ide... scccccc gargh... arh sccc cccc ccc [eyes roll back]

fffffffffffffffffffffff [keyboard warrior equivalent of head on horn]

Sound of a man discovering failing hard drive.........

[groomi]

elster said:

SlipStream77 said:

It's the St John Ambulance page on first aid.

http://www.sja.org.uk/sja/first-aid-advice/lifesav...

If enough people can learn a few things from here such as CPR, we at PH may be able to save a life or two.

Thanks

A few frends work for Ambulance Service. They hate people who think they know what they are doing. Doing more harm tham good.

Over confidence with amateur medics has never and will never be a good thing.

Agreed. If you want to learn how to do CPR etc. then go on a training course. They're not expensive.

Not to self to renew qualifications

[Flintstone]

Sam_68 said:

It'll be fking Jehovah's Witnesses next...

Hello. I'd like to introduce you to my friend Jesus

[Deltaf01]

Can we interest you in our little blue book?

[King Herald]

SlipStream77 said:

It's the St John Ambulance page on first aid.

http://www.sja.org.uk/sja/first-aid-advice/lifesav...

If enough people can learn a few things from here such as CPR, we at PH may be able to save a life or two.

Thanks

article said:

As a first aider the priorities when dealing with a casualty are always the same:

* Airway
* Breathing
* Circulation.

I've done about 50 first aid courses in my time working offshore.

Latest and greatest trendy saying is Dr.ABCD

Danger (to yourself, don't die from what he did)
Response (is the person really just asleep)
Airways
Breathing
Circulation
Deadly bleeding. (no point kicking his heart back into gear if he is bleeding the claret like a stuck pig)

We also did CPR training a hundred times, but as most medics will agree, the chances of saving someone whose heart has actually stopped are about 1 in 100.

But, if it were a loved one, I'd do it until I physically couldn't do any more, or until help came.

[mybrainhurts]

Any tips there about killing Gordon Brown...?

[moleamol]

It might just be me, but whenever someone says 'please take some time to read this' I never, ever read it.

[shadowninja]

mybrainhurts said:

Any tips there about killing Gordon Brown...?

Blockade all pie factories?

[mybrainhurts]

shadowninja said:

mybrainhurts said:

Any tips there about killing Gordon Brown...?

Blockade all pie factories?

No, that's Prescott...

[Mr Will]

moleamol said:

It might just be me, but whenever someone says 'please take some time to read this' I never, ever read it.

What are you doing here then?

[Flintstone]

Mr Will said:

moleamol said:

It might just be me, but whenever someone says 'please take some time to read this' I never, ever read it.

What are you doing here then?

Like a certain element of PHers he read the tile, skipped to the last page and posted

[Mr Will]

Flintstone said:

Mr Will said:

moleamol said:

It might just be me, but whenever someone says 'please take some time to read this' I never, ever read it.

What are you doing here then?

Like a certain element of PHers he read the tile, skipped to the last page and posted

Ahhhh.... so he's one of the guys who comments on our news stories!

[Ruskie]

King Herald said:

SlipStream77 said:

It's the St John Ambulance page on first aid.

http://www.sja.org.uk/sja/first-aid-advice/lifesav...

If enough people can learn a few things from here such as CPR, we at PH may be able to save a life or two.

Thanks

article said:

As a first aider the priorities when dealing with a casualty are always the same:

* Airway
* Breathing
* Circulation.

I've done about 50 first aid courses in my time working offshore.

Latest and greatest trendy saying is Dr.ABCD

Danger (to yourself, don't die from what he did)
Response (is the person really just asleep)
Airways
Breathing
Circulation
Deadly bleeding. (no point kicking his heart back into gear if he is bleeding the claret like a stuck pig)

We also did CPR training a hundred times, but as most medics will agree, the chances of saving someone whose heart has actually stopped are about 1 in 100.

But, if it were a loved one, I'd do it until I physically couldn't do any more, or until help came.

Deadly bleeding?

Not heard that term before for DR ABCD.

[HunchBack]

Sam_68 said:

fk me... it's bad enough not being able to go down the pub without some bloody do-gooder shaking a tin in your face.

It'll be fking Jehovah's Witnesses next...

How's that then? being a Jehovahs bumchum or whatever is not the same league as saving someones life is it?

Let's hope I don't across you in an emergency that required someone saving my life.

[Flintstone]

HunchBack said:

How's that then? being a Jehovahs bumchum or whatever is not the same league as saving someones life is it?

Ah but brother. Our friend Jebus saves everyone


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