my o/h says men are better at.......

[marcia1]

My o/h says men are better at cleaning the house than women

[ATTAK Z]

It's a bit like when someone asks if you can ski - I always reply "I expect so"

[Shaw Tarse]

marcia1 said:

My o/h says men are better at cleaning the house than women

Of course we are! We just choose to let you burds do it

[Lotus Lewis]

Why have a dog and bark you`re self

[ATTAK Z]

Lotus Lewis said:

Why have a dog and bark you`re self

Spelling alert

[Shaw Tarse]

ATTAK Z said:

Lotus Lewis said:

Why have a dog and bark you`re self

Spelling alert

pedant You'll fit in on PH

[T5R+]

It's obvious............they need the practice.

[Rude Girl]

marcia1 said:

My o/h says men are better at cleaning the house than women

Our cleaner's a woman, and she does a fine job. If your o/h can do better at a competitive rate, we're happy to consider him.

[Jasandjules]

marcia1 said:

My o/h says men are better at cleaning the house than women

Well, I do a better job at hoovering... But I can't wash close to save my life (though I am also a far better cook).

[Balmoral Green]

In our house it's true, my missus is known as 'Lizzie round windows'.

Mind you, the only reason I do a much better job is because I am OCD

[ATTAK Z]

Balmoral Green said:

In our house it's true, my missus is known as 'Lizzie round windows'.

Mind you, the only reason I do a much better job is because I am OCD

My missus's handle was 'window washer' in the late 70's
Her 20 was of course, r'ouse

Edited by ATTAK Z on Saturday 30th August 22:32

[marcia1]

if i actually made him do half the jobs i do ,i'm sure he would change his opinion

[Poledriver]

Jasandjules said:

Well, I do a better job at hoovering... But I can't wash close to save my life (though I am also a far better cook).

Wash close to what?

[Alfa_75_Steve]

Balmoral Green said:

In our house it's true, my missus is known as 'Lizzie round windows'.

'Sinbad'.

Took me years to work out why 'Sinbad' was called 'Sinbad' on Brookside.

Not that I ever watched it, obviously.

[Simpo Two]

marcia1 said:

My o/h says men are better at cleaning the house than women

If they did, they would be, approaching it in a scientific, logical manner, not stopping to talk, and thereby completing the job faster and using less polish

[Justayellowbadge]

marcia1 said:

My o/h says men are better at cleaning the house than women

Ah, so they've met Sleep Envy then?

(Tap him on the shoulder and whisper 'missed a bit' - it's Fecking hilarious.)

[Jasandjules]

Poledriver said:

Jasandjules said:

Well, I do a better job at hoovering... But I can't wash close to save my life (though I am also a far better cook).

Wash close to what?

Dammit, I shouldn't use the Ipod Touch to post, stupid thing has predictive text which changes the word when you hit the space bar...

"Clothes" on my computer, that seems to have worked.

[Jaguar steve]

I'm happy to do a bit of light housework, and might even consider some ironing if Mrs JS goes out to work all day....so long as she fetches me a beer and cooks my tea when she gets in.

[missdiane]

I think my OH does it bad deliberately so I don't make a habit of asking him again, his version of cleaning the front room consists of hoovering the rug and then sitting down to watch the rugby

[speedchick]

My other half is nifty with a duster, but then he has to be, the place is full of his Airfix type models, and it's more than my life is worth to go near them, so the solution was that he could do the dusting, then if any got broke it wasn't my fault

He can also fill the sink with washing up and hot water, then walks away 'to let them soak and the water cool a bit' hmmm funny that he always forgets to come back to them!